NRO: Wow, now THAT�S gonna leave a mark! But not as big of a mark that is Paul Blair. It looks like Xamin wants to have a little fun before Vendetta and force Paul Blair to face the one man he has evaded and done everything in his power to avoid for nearly 15 years. Yes. 15 years is how long my presence has graced the squared circle. Of course, compared to Blair, I�m still a rookie.
Well, luckily for The Drooler, this loss should come quickly, however it will be as painful as it is quick. Funny, it�s just like your last time in bed with Robin Cradle � quick and painful.
Do you really think for one millisecond that you have what it takes to get the job done against me Blair? When have you ever had enough to get the job done against me? I�ll tell you when. Never. That�s when. You see, I realize my memory isn�t what it used to be, but my memory loss is caused by recreational drug use and heavy drinking whereas your memory problems are caused by dementia and Alzheimer�s Paul.
You can�t pull off a win in a match with Adams, Pledge and Magnus? I mean, the other guys, Krusty the clown and The Stark raving lunatic were destined to be eliminated faster than Paul Blair in bed, but you couldn�t beat Pledge Adams or Magnus and you honestly think you have a snow balls chance in hell of lasting ten minutes in a ring ALONE with me?
Paul, with all due respect, and pal, that ain�t saying much, I have beaten Brian Adams. I have beaten Pledge Alligence�more times that you have beaten Hudson�Magnus and I have never faced but if you figure that blood has handed Magnus his proverbial ass in a can in the past and I in fact defeated the enigma that is Blood at his own game, in his own match that he created, then why, pray tell, would you think you stand a chance Blair?
I tell you what we�ll do Paulie old boy. You come down to the ring next Saturday night. You lay down in the middle of the ring. I will stand over you with one foot on your chest and Bobby Crane will count the 1 2 3 and the win will be quick and painless�..kind of like most of your title runs. OR�you can come down to the ring with your illusions of grandeur and I can beat you from pillar to post and damn near end your pathetic career on a Saturday Night Showdown event. If you or any of your goons try anything stupid, Kodiak will eat them alive. If Juggernaut thinks he is going to interfere in the match on your behalf as some type of �revenge� for me doing the wrestling world a favor and putting Johnny Gritz in a coma then Kodiak will eat his big retarded ass as well.
It�s your call Blair, we can do it the easy way, where you at least preserve your body and your spirit by just ending it quickly or we can do it the hard way and I will make your life a Nitemare. It�s your call Paul.
** Osbourne rewinds and replays the Badd Dream to Gritz over and over. As he is doing it for the 4th or 5th time Alex Romanov steps into the room **
Alex: Rob we have to talk. Now.
NRO: Whoa Skippy, I�m the fucking boss here. What has your panties in a wad anyway kid?
Alex: It�s Paul Blair. I think you may be taking this match a bit too lightly. I mean, they guy is livid and on the war path. Don�t you think you should be putting a bit more effort into your preparations?
NRO: No. No I don�t. First off, it�s Sunday fucking morning. 6 days til I have to Badd Dream Blair. Secondly, it�s Blair. How hard does anyone ever have to work to beat Blair? I mean come on, Gravedigger a.k.a. my cousin Matt Osbourne, beat Blair within an inch of his life in the UWL when he was running with MOD. I beat MOD with a 104 fever and acute bronchitis in the ZOO TV Universal Championship. How can Blair be a threat I am not taking seriously?
Seriously kid, you have to learn to relax if you plan on making it in this business. Getting excited about facing Blair is like the Orlando Magic getting nervous about playing the Washington Wizards�or the Pittsburgh Steelers being nervous about taking on the Detroit Lions�.or the Tampa Bay Devil Rays being nervous about facing the Seattle Mariners. By the way, how do you think Jimmy Jugs will react to me taking out Johnny Gritz the way I did huh?
Alex: I�ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You may want to find a family member or safe house somewhere and lay low. You may be wanted by the authorities for attempted murder.
NRO: No worries mate, it happened at a wrestling event. Didn�t you know that regular laws don�t apply to sports entertainment? I mean, I have been shot with a toxic dart tipped with a hear attack inducing poison, ran over by a Humvee, dropped from the third level of a steel cage through a burning table�.and that was all just by Chris Reinhardt and Z-Pac. I have seen Jeff Jericho Jr. be murdered and rise from the grave. I have seen more people claming to be a blood relative of mine than I can count, and I have seen Paul Blair win a championship�all of which should be illegal, but are never prosecuted against. Relax.
**Scene fades as 3 Orange County Sherriff deputies buzz in through the front gate of Osbourne�s Isleworth home. He waves to them as he pulls on a Paul Blair t-shirt.....To be continued�..**
