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| **Scene opens to find The Nitemare standing in front of a promotional backdrop of himself at the PWN Studios in Orlando, Florida. He has purchased editorial air time from PWN to air his thoughts on Inception, his current status as an AIW financial backer, and his upcoming match for the #1 contendorship of the AIW World Heavyweight Championship.** Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you today. And that in itself should be a testament to what yours truelly is made of. I also stand before you a humbled man. Mz. Danky, the hush wife of Donovan Torigianni, has pulled the wool over my eyes, and that is something that very few people have been able to do to me in this business. Consider this my white flag waiving ma'am. Donovan, you son of a gun. When Vincent had told me you were on sabbatical wrestling tigers, I didn't read anything into it. But it turns out the tiger you were wrestling was little Christina. Good catch holmes, as you can see, I approve, and about me putting the moves on your woman, if I ever would have known man, well, you know. I am many things, and one is a man of my word. I said if you gave me a shot at the number one contendorship, I would sell you my half of the AIW. And I will sign that contract AFTER my match with Hillard. Sorry, business is still business. But then we have the Legend Killers. Shane Hillard and Adam Payne. Where have i heard those names before? Payne.....AWF? Well hell, if he's anything like Eric, Kyle, or Ryan, then he is going to be a real pain in my ass. But Hillard, my opponent this week in that last rung to regain my championship form, is nothing but a hack that made a few friends in the indy feds. The guy got his back shredded by Z in the IoA. He didn't even show up for a loser loses their job rumble. And I am supposed to fear him? Jesus H. Christ. I took Donovan Torigianni....DONOVAN FUCKING TORIGIANNI to the limit of phycial capabilities, and this little jackoff thinks he stands a chance? But that road leads us to yet another concerning human dousche bags thinking outside their abilities. Madman Matt Digger, why the silence assclown? You had no problem showing up around here running your mouth when you thought I wasn't listening, but now that I have punked your ass and called you the hell out, you are no where to be found! AIWites, I leave you with this. Look at the picture before you, only one thing is missing. My World Championship. Like a king without his crown. Behold, I come like a theif in the night Gabe Morrison, should you get past the talented Kyle Williams, you will face me, after I dispose of the self proclaimed Legend Killer, "Simply Crucial" Shane Hillard. Thank you, and we now return you to your regularly shceduled PWN programming, "The Best of Piper's Pit" **The Scene fades out and back into Pipers Pit Episode 187, the final show featuring Morton Downey Junior.** |
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