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| Click the glass to go to "The Nitemare Club" |
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| **The scene opens to find Rob speeding up I-95 South steadily shifting the gears in his customized purple Ferarri. When he notices the "PWN Eye in the Sky" camera crew following him in a helicopter, he realizes something must be up. He locks up the brakes and downshifts at 110, sending the Italian sports car into a spin leaving twelve foot skid marks on the lonely stretch of Florida highway. He pulls over and waits for the chopper to land. The hatch opens, and followed by a camera crew of course, is PWN Saturday Night reporter Ira Huffingpaint. Huffingpaint walks up and shakes the hand of Osbourne as he begins to speak.** |
| IRA: Rob, I'll spare you the bullshit formal introductions as we don't have much time to get me back to the PWN studios for the live broadcast of PWN Staurday Night. We were wondering if you have seen the recent epliogue by Mz. Danky, as we would love to get your thoughts on the air tonight. NRO: Oh the fire breathing wildebeast has already gotten back to me? Too bad I haven't had time to catch it. IRA: I figured as much, we have a tape of it right here... |
| **Huffingpaint inserts a tape into the camera mans camera and Rob leans in to the viewfinder. As Mz. Danky's promo fades out the look on his face shifts from humorous and fun loving to angry and furious.** |
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| NRO: Oh roll that camera Ira baby, I definitely have a rebuttle for our contemptuous she-demon of a boss. In fact Mr. Huffingpaint, why don't you just do a live on location show, as you have obviously not adjusted your watch. About a half hour ago you passed over the time zone change. You are live in about ten minutes my good man. IRA: Oh damn... JIMMY THE CAMERAMAN: Hey Ira, you want I could show the Nitemare the other promos from today so he can talk about 'em? IRA: Yeah, we'll have a special guest, coming to you live en route to Inception. I'll call the Studios and have them slap up a graphic that says "The Road To Inception"... **The cameraman loads another tape for Rob to view as Huffingpaint telephones the PWN Studios. Nine minutes later the screen turns to fuzz and we are now watching the live broadcast of PWN Saturday Night** IRA: Let's roll Jimmy.....(waiting for cue)...Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you tonight to PWN Saturday Night! I am Ira Huffingpaint, tonight's focal point, the AIW and the Road To Inception. As you can see we are literally on the very road leading to Inception. We are here with AIW investor and superstar, former multi-time, multi-fed champion, "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne!!! Our first topic of discussion, the recent promo of AIW CEO Mz.Danky... **Replay of Mz.Danky's promo plays. As it ends the scene shifts back to Ira, now with Rob at his side.** IRA: Welcome to the show Mr. Osbourne.... NRO: It's great to be here Ira, and please, call me Rob. IRA: Rob, yesterday you told us how you feel about the situation concerning Hudson. But now there is speculation that due to prior bookings by the IoA, he may not be able to show up at Inception. ROB: What? That figures. I step up to the plate to knock his pitifull curve ball out of the park and Mz. Danky calls for a pitching change. IRA: Mz. Danky? You feel she is behind this sudden change of plans? NRO: Hell yeah man. I mean come on, she runs her trap about me to that roid poppin freak, then she burns my picture. I'd say it's a safe bet that little miss polly prissy pants has something up her sleeke sleeves...and god that gets me off Ira. IRA: I am sorry, did you just say that gets you off? I know you have always pushed the envelope Mr. Osbourne, but I think it is safe to assume that, as pointed out in her recent promo, Mz. Danky does indeed have a significant other. Yet, you continue to toss sexual inuindo's her way along with the type of vulgar insults that one would save for a crack whore. Any explanations? NRO: Well Ira, like I always say, if the foe shits.... IRA: Interesting thoughts by Rob Osbourne. The next subject we turn to is the AIW World Championship Tournament finals showdown between the two trailer park phenoms from Smyrna, Tennessee. Rob, how likely was the fact that these two men, virtually neighbors in a sense, would face each other in the finals? NRO: Given the competition, or lack there of from the ouset of that tournament, they were the odds on picks. Gabe is twisted though. He is a very sick and deranged man, but I assure you after we taste the sweet wine of our own blood against each other in the near future, we shall smoke a fine Cuban cigar, with the tobacco removed and replaced with the last bit of my stash of my Phillipine hash. Besides, any man that can get away with murder can't be all bad, right? IRA: The IC title matches remaining are AWOl and Too Xtreme facing off in a clash of AWF titans, with the winner advancing to the finals to square off with "The One and Only" Kyle Williams, who do you like in that one Rob? NRO: Ha, you're kidding me right? Nostrodamus himself couldn't tell you that. I do however have a very good hunch that Mr. Badger NOT moving on to face SpiderKyle. As for when the two bad men from Poole do the dance...bet 2 across the board, you're bound to win something. IRA: Our last live poll for you Mr. Osbourne, how does the recent arrival of Jack Mason effect your current alignment with Kyle and AWOL? NRO: Effect what? A mutual business agreement, that is all there is to that. Jack is an old friend, but as our evil queen has to consider as well, I will turn on my own family if I feel threatened. I am animal agression to the fullest letter of the law. I will lie, steal, cheat, and if neccisary, kill to get what I want. I don't care how many homes I wreck, or lives I bring crumbling down. Becuase when I am standing back on top of that mountain, with my golden crown around my waste, it will all be worth it. And I will once again be the king of the world!!!! Mz. danky, I have but three words for you.... |
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| **The scene fades out as a PWN graphic of the in ring return of Rob Osbourne is shown as the scene fades to black.** |
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