-Stanley: I'm thinkin of something orange. Something orange... You give up? It's an orange! OK now I'm thinking of something blue... something bluuuuuuee...
-Stanley: You get to drink from the fire hose!
-George: This means something... this is important!
-Kuni: A red snapper...mmmm very tasty!
-Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're SO STUPID!
-Stanley: George, you know I was wondering, like if you were traveling through outer space, I mean like you're going real fast, like the speed of light, you know... hoooohhhhh... and all of a sudden you started screaming... aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh... Do you think your brain would blow up?
-George: Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go? That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.
-Earl Ramsey: Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do.
-Stanley: This is pretty good watermelon.... it tastes like poop...
Goonies
-Chunk:Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
-Mikey: it's their time. Their time up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here.
-Mouth:This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
-Sloth: Rocky Road?
-Sloth: HEY YOU GUYS!!
-Mouth: First you have to do the truffle shuffle.