I might have guessed that my boss would have a variation on the theme! (see Red Letters).

Vix

Subject: Code Jokes

Three couples were on their honeymoon in the same hotel - the men got talking and decided to see who could get the most sex that evening.

To be discreet they decided to use a code at breakfast, they should order as many slices of toast as times they had had sex.

The couples arrived at breakfast and they first guy ordered three slices of toast, which was greeted with wry smiles from the other two.

The second guy ordered FIVE slices of toast in a loud voice.

The last guy waited for the waitress to come over and said "May I have six slices of white toast please and two brown" !