I never do what I'm supposed to
And always do what I shouldn't.
Look one way before crossing the street
And not only run with scissors
But also put sharp objects in my (mouth).
Play with my food
Bite it off when they move
Tender(-ize) the ones I pretend to love.
Ignore doctor "wipe front to back"
And never wash
The blood from my hands.
I talk to strangers, give them candy
And let them drive me home
So I can molest them.
Say up past bedtime
And never nap alone
If I can help it.
Wander around after dark
shit-faced
working hard to keep the crime rate up.
Fling kitties from car windows
And litter their wrappers carelessly on the street
After I'm done eating them.
I'll do anything once
And some things all the time
And everything eventually.
I'm a Bad Girl
But it's my responsibility
I'm everyone's Vicarious Girl.
