| Grand Theft Auto 3: Vice City |
| After coming home from a long day of college, computer tech'ing or consulting, there are a few things I want to do. I want a hooker to boost my health, and then beat her to death with a baseball bat. I want to perch somewhere and snipe people that walk past; watch their heads "pfft" and spurt bloody goodness. I want to go into my privately owned strip club, and either get a private dance in the back room, or melee the main club area until the floor is slippery with not only sexual fluid and sweat but also the blood of the bodies that deposited them there. I want to see them DANCE. I want to drive on the sidewalk, run a porno studio, blow up buildings, kill whoever I want, get drunk on my bad. I WANT TO PAINT THE TOWN RED And people say this game is wrong. It lets me do these wonderful things, and not get arrested for it. And when I talk in public about doing these things, it's nice of you to assume I refer to the game. |
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