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| THE FAMILY... in name only |
| In the fall of 2002, my college Spanish class had an assignment where the students had to present about their family. This left me with a problem: Do I just let it out, or do I make up a less... interesting family? I chose to describe them accurately, but not get into details. Deciding not to waste the work I did, I shall now use the images I created for that project to describe my family to YOU. |
| My dad. Wally Wallace W_____. I didn't mean to make it appear this way, it just sort of happened. There are much different ways I could have done this one. |
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| This is my step-mother, Kris. Again, I just didn't know what to portray. She is saying "I'm special!" |
| My eldest brother, Dane. I don't know him very well but I respect him. I don't say that of many people, let alone my family! He is saying, "Hi. I'm an engineer." Whee. |
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| Second oldest brother, Jamie. A real class act. Don't think I exaggerated. If anything, I'm understating. I'm not deciphering the bottom writing. Deal with it. |
| This is my older sister Elisa. Martha. Or somehing, Hell I don't remember anymore. She wears black too, just not every day like me. Feh. |
| Me. At least I'm upfront. YO MOTHERFUCKER WHEEEEEE! |
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| My military boyfriend deserves a moment. At least compared to my family, I usually like him. (roar!) "Bad Taliban Kitty! My American Pie!" |
| Aren't you sorry you wondered? |