Just about everyone in America has started a line of bullshit with the phrase "If I were president . . .". It just so happens that I had the sheer brilliance to write it down!
Factsheet Five #39 If I Were President #1-2 Tony is apparently putting his hat in the ring for '92 with this premier issue, a topical broadside. In it he offers a novel solution to the problem of too much garbage ~ I won't spoil the fun, other than by telling you that it seems pretty tongue-in-cheek. #2 has his stand on the ozone layer, sure to be unpopular with the environmental crowd. (Mike Gunderloy) Factsheet Five #40 If I Were President #3 A campaign political platform being developed as a series of single-page essays. In #3 Tony looks at smoking, and comes to the conclusion that smokers should be put to death. (Mike Gunderloy) |