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I just got this idea one day, June 11th actually, sitting in Calculus. This was supposed to be our final exam period, but since we had already taken it, there was nothing to do but watch U-571 on this kid's laptop for two hours. I mean, the seniors weren't even there. So, anywho, it started from there, and I finished June 12th when we were watching Saving Private Ryan in history, because we had taken the final there as well. This is just basically one of those annoying list thingies that you see every so often, so enjoy!
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(You Know You Watch Too Much Captain Planet If...)
1. You seriously plan on dressing up as a Planeteer next Earth Day.
2. You have a website dedicated entirely to the show.
3. You have one or more rings resembling one or more of the Planeteers� rings.
4. You constantly sing the eco-rap song.
5. And your friends join you.
6. You constantly tell your friends about Captain Planet and bug them with every single episode.
7. You have almost every episode on tape.
8. You write CP fanfic.
9. You write good CP fanfic.
10. When watching Captain Planet, you talk to the characters on the screen.
11. And you expect them to talk back.
12. And you are disappointed when they don�t.
13. You draw Planeteers, even though you suck.
14. You don�t suck.
15. You�re actually quite good.
16. Turner hires you for season 7.
17. You know what season 7 is about.
18. You hate it.
19. You plan on flaming Turner if he ever aired it.
20. You stalk one or more of the voice actors.
21. You�re a member of the Kath Soucie club.
22. You�re a bonafide pyromaniac.
23. You enjoy digging deep holes.
24. You love windy days.
25. You go to the ocean just to look at it and hope you�ll see some dolphins.
26. Valentine�s Day is your �thing.�
27. You plan on learning a foreign language a Planeteer knows.
28. You have Soviet and Russian flags in your room.
29. You�re in love with a character.
30. You have a screen name like FlamingSickle or Plunderer01.
31. You pick up litter whenever you come across it and recycle the recyclables.
32. You go around the house turning off the lights.
33. You do these two things so often, it�s starting to annoy your parents.
34. You live by DC and think it�s funny.
35. And you confuse your parents by snickering when they say the word �bliss.�
36. But only because they are so out of the loop it�s ridiculous.
37. You seethe when people drop trash out of their car.
38. Your main criteria for buying a car are fuel efficiency and smog rating.
39. You plan to detail your car with a yellow globe.
40. Your Spanish teacher speaks Russian and you think it�s cool.
41. You smile every time you see a semi.
42. You don�t like cartoons where Soviets are depicted as third-world, dancing fools.
43. You dream Captain Planet dreams.
44. You first watched Gone With the Wind and tried Russian salad dressing for obvious reasons.
45. You cringe every time the animators screw up.
46. You get up at 5:30 in the morning during the summer just to watch the show.
47. You know way too much about one or more characters.
48. You take part in a CP RPG.
49. You do this every time you chat with your friends online.
50. You hound on authors to finish their fics.
51. You actually write one of these lists.
52. You actually bother to read one of these lists.
53. You can explain away season 7 with ease.
54. You do this using your vast knowledge of the Captain Planet episodes.
55. You can name any episode described to you.
56. You can describe any episode named.
57. You put your VHS recordings to .mpeg files.
58. You know the dialogue of one or more episodes,
59. Verbatim.
60. You don�t flame me after all this.
61. You celebrate every time January 5th rolls around.
62. You have a shrine in your room dedicated to one or more characters from the show.
63. Your pets have nicknames like Linka-cat and Wheeler-cat.
64. In remembrance of Archie you watch �Numbers Game� on his birthday.
65. You grieve when you lose one of your tapes.
66. You wish you were a Planeteer.
67. You long to shoot fire.
68. Your friends think you�re nuts.
69. And it�s true.
70. You know a bit too much about the weather.
71. You own all twelve issues of the comic book.
72. You search frequently for CP websites you haven�t yet found.
73. You remember episodes from when you were little.
74. And have applied them to your life without even realizing it until now.
75. You don�t mind making fun of it because you know the CP deity will understand it�s not in earnest.
76. You have all the action figures.
77. You role-play with them.
78. You wish you had all the action figures, but you�re flat broke.
79. You try to con money out of your parents for them.
80. You�ve ever put a globe onto the chest of a shirt.
81. You wish the official shirts came in a color other than purple.
82. You�d die of shock if Wheeler ever tucked in his.
83. You do a decent Suchi imitation.
84. You suck, but you try it anyway.
85. You find yourself randomly shouting out things like �Fire!�
86. And you point your right fist when you do so.
87. You�ve painted fire on your backpack.
88. You did this to your PDA as well.
89. You use characters for vocab sentences.
90. And your teachers are used to it.
91. And you still get a good grade.
92. The opening for season 6 only makes you practically die of laughter once, maybe twice.
93. You�re sure that�s the reason they never made any more episodes.
94. Anything you write contains some CP reference.
95. You make an actual RPG game to play of CP.
96. People download and play it.
97. You screen capture images from the show.
98. You plan to do this as soon as you purchase a capture card for your computer.
99. Your desktop background and icons are CP related.
100. You use a basic paint program to get rid of the Cartoon Network logo.
101. You are pretty good at it.
102. You alter the images of characters, and not in a bad way.
103. Four words: I love New York.
104. You hate taking a bypass around a city because then you see all the air pollution.
105. You know one of the producers.
106. You check out eBay for products regularly.
107. Litter offends you.
108. You learn valuable life lessons from the show.
109. You think about it everyday.
110. You don�t kill any Planeteers in your fics just to make room for new ones.
111. Alternatively, you bring them back to life.
112. Your fic centers on Wheeler and Linka.
113. Or they are a little side story.
114. Your crossovers involve CP.
115. And no one seems to mind.
116. You dedicate your life to finding all the CP fanfiction you can.
117. You own a cat that is an orange American shorthair.
118. You own a cat that is a Russian Blue.
119. You own canaries.
120. And you speak to them in Russian.
121. You daydream CP.
122. You dream that you�re a character.
123. You have a password like �wheeler.�
124. You like songs with the name of a power in them.
125. You absolutely love �She�s Like the Wind.�
126. You plan on seeing Windtalkers for one reason only.
127. If they ever made a movie about CP, you�d be the first in line.
128. Because you�ve been camping out for a week.
129. Unless it�s about season 7.
130. In which case you hold a protest.
131. You desperately want to see season 6.
132. You�ve tried emailing Turner for DVDs.
133. You know Captain Planet is real.
134. Your logic is that he just exists in a parallel universe.
135. You explain this to your friends.
136. And you actually make sense.
137. You become interested in Sting�s music because he played Zarm.
138. People never flame your fics.
139. People like them.
140. And they�re not lying.
141. You get a thousand hits to your site.
142. Or at least hundreds.
143. You belong to the CPC.
144. And you�ve put up files.
145. And bookmarks.
146. And polls.
147. And you vote in the polls.
148. Your cell phone ring is �Auld Lang Syne� because they sang that at the end of "Two Futures."
149. You�ve hugged a tree today.
150. You hate your brother because he constantly throws out cans.
151. You wish Mishka were your brother because he�s way cooler.
152. Heck, even Suchi is smarter.
153. You cherish your green, pink, blue, orange, and sky blue colored pencils.
154. You draw lots of globes when you�re bored.
155. When you visit DC, you always swing by the Capitol Building.
156. And your parents still have no idea why.
157. Similarly, when you go to NYC, you always swing by Brooklyn.
158. You pine to visit Moscow.
159. You�ve forced your stepbrother to watch CP episodes.
160. And he�s from Russia.
161. And his name is Mikhail.
162. And his head snaps around when he hears �Mishka,� since that's a nickname for Mikhail.
163. And you think this is pretty funny.
164. You know that Wheeler was born in the summer.
165. You think it�s ironic when your Russian Blue watched birds through the window.
166. You can stand Gi�s whining.
167. Or, you write a fic mocking it.
168. You�ve made a scrolling CP program for your TI-83.
169. You quote the show.
170. Often.
171. You�ve even made a compilation of quotes.
172. You�re still reading this.
173. You can think of more instances to add to this.
174. You buy lots of temporary tattoos from the CPF.
175. You change them every week.
176. You wish there were more than four designs.
177. But you�re happy the two Planeteers are Wheeler and Linka.
178. You know what �CPF� stands for.
179. You�ve ever painted your face with power-related colors.
180. All your friends know that your favorite TV show is CP.
181. You have a "Save the Bay" bumper sticker.
182. You�re going to put it up sometime.
183. As soon as you stop "conserving energy" and get up off your butt to do so.
184. You write a poem about fire.
185. And it makes it into the school Lit Mag.
186. It doesn�t make it, but you�re proud anyway.
187. You�ve painted your yearbook with a fire and wind theme.
188. And no one wonders why.
189. You mad a work of art depicting a tornado destroying New York.
190. It makes it onto one of the art teacher�s slides.
191. You love borsht.
192. You like all of your Russian stepmother�s cooking.
193. You don�t mind when your stepbrother and stepmother talk to each other in Russian.
194. You vow to be able to understand them some day.
195. You find a way to work a CP reference into every bit of artwork.
196. You stick characters into all sorts of situation and act them out in your mind.
197. You act them out in real life.
198. You try to get your friends to join you.
199. And they do.
200. You picture characters in every movie you see.
201. You think it would be pretty cool if they were actually there.
202. You compare the bad guy in the Jackie Chan cartoon to Plunder.
203. You wear a green suit just because Plunder does.
204. Every can you see is just another opportunity to recycle.
205. You�re sad that your recycling program only takes plastic types 1 and 2.
206. You�ve ever spent three hours collecting trash from a ditch.
207. And you recycled everything you could from it.
208. You�re a member of the school�s environmental club.
209. Or you would be, if you weren�t already bogged down by pre-existing after school activities.
210. If they did make a movie, you�re already figured out the perfect actors.
211. You�ve named the kids of characters.
212. You don�t mind reading spoofs because you love it so much.
213. It easily takes precedence over other TV shows.
214. You�re fascinated with the Cold War.
215. And it�s your favorite part of history class.
216. And you�re disappointed when it�s over.
217. You brought a Fisher Price light up globe just because it still has the USSR on it.
218. You think Communism could work if every one just gave it a try.
219. You�ve ever tried figure out exactly what is on Gi�s buckle and necklace.
220. You have a Gone With the Wind poster in your room.
221. You have a Russian movie poster in your room, even though you have no idea what it says.
222. You own "Red Alert 2" and pit Planeteer-related countries against each other in multiplayer mode.
223. You have even more fun when Russia fights the US.
224. And you always win even though it�s set on brutal, because, well, let�s face it, girls rule!
225. You�ve ever wondered what would happen if Russia were to become a state.
226. You�re able to ignore your step-dad�s bad talk about Russia and China, but it takes a lot of effort. Dern Feds.
227. You wish they made CP band-aids.
228. You plan on getting a license plate saying something to the effect of CPT PLNT or LOOTN PLNDR.
229. Your pin number is related to CP in some way.
230. You think an Eco-Villain wielding a lightsaber would be awesome.
231. You do Wheeler�s half-tuck to your shirts.
232. You do this with game jerseys as well.
233. You picked your class ting to resemble a Planeteer�s ring.
234. Your favorite color is one of the powers� colors.
235. You watch Star Trek: The Next Generation because Levar Burton plays Geordie.
236. That�s also why you like Roots so much.
237. And you still watch Reading Rainbow.
238. You really like Rugrats because Kath Soucie is a voice actor.
239. You know the names of all the voice actors, even the bad guys.
240. You�ve stalked them so much they�ve put a restraining order on you.
241. You�ve figured out how to keep the world�s population under control.
242. And it doesn�t even involve killing anyone.
243. You know why Wheeler�s and Ma-Ti�s rings are silver and not gold.
244. You know the back-story of any character.
245. You�ve ever used a picture from a CP comic in a collage for school.
246. You think a character is hot.
247. You�ve scared away potential friends with your CP devotion.
248. You love fire and tornado drills.
249. You stand outside during that windy period just before a thunderstorm.
250. You�re disappointed that your area never actually gets any tornadoes.
251. You could stare at a candle for hours.
252. And you don�t get bored.
253. You know the significance of "FlamingSickle."
254. You copy the dialogue and action from episodes to compile a makeshift script.
255. You bargain with online friends for CP stuff.
256. And instead of using money, you use more CP stuff.
257. �CP� appears on your hand for whatever reason at least once a week.
258. And you consider this normal.
259. You write a thank-you letter to the schedulers of Cartoon Network for putting CP back on the air.
260. But you keep asking for season 6.
261. It literally hurts when someone leaves the fridge open.
262. Or the water running.
263. Or the lights on.
264. People mention CP in your yearbook.
265. You mention CP in other people�s yearbooks.
266. You put off large school projects because you�re watching CP.
267. You own the game for NES.
268. And you�ve beaten it.
269. Or, you keep trying, even though you can�t get past the first level.
270. And it hurts when the Geo-Cruiser crashes time after time after time after�
271. You also plan on dressing as a character for Halloween.
272. You�ve scoped out costume stores to see what they�ve got.
273. And they�ve called the cops because you keep hanging around so much.
274. You burn your VHS tapes to DVD.
275. Whenever you see red you�re reminded of Linka, you little commie.
276. Even though you�re not one of them, it�s insulting when people make fun of blondes.
277. You find yourself attracted to redheads.
278. In online chats you use yellow lettering with a red background.
279. And you can make half-decent Soviet and Chinese flags.
280. You know what country Linka is from (post-USSR)
281. And you can prove it.
282. Multiple times.
283. You�re disappointed that Google won�t translate Russian pages for you.
284. You�ve ever painted your entire body blue and wore red spandex, gloves, and boots.
285. You�ve done the half-tuck thing so many times that you now know a certain quality of being female prevents it from working on you as well as it did on Wheeler.
286. And you wish you were a guy because of it.
287. You�ve ever gone to DC and checked out the views Planeteers had seen in "Polluting by Computer" and "Mind Pollution."
288. You gaze at the EPA building as you pass by.
289. You want one of those Elements shirts that say Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire on them.
290. You own one of these shirts.
291. And you�ve detailed it with a heart.
292. And no one bothers to wonder why.
293. Every day you thank God for gracing the world with Captain Planet.
294. And you hold detailed conversations with Him about it.
295. Or, for any atheists out there, you�re glad as heck someone like Turner evolved.
296. You know the ages of the Planeteers.
297. You�ve ever put something related to CP as an answer for a test.
298. You�ve ever used your CP-related screen name in place of your name.
299. And your teacher knows exactly who it is.
300. You can think of 300 friggin� things to put on this friggin� list!!!
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