JIG (Jordan Is Gay)  Ver 3.0   Hip Hop Edition   -  By DJ Lankee  (Jon Ulrich)

Well well well, it's finally here.  I actually completed this song a while ago, but 
for some reason it wouldn't upload to the site.  This song is much much higher in quality,
and has been hugely successful with the people who have heard it.  And by the way, both 
of the voices rapping on the song are mine... don't ask... Anyway, I hope you like it and 
feel free to send me any comments.  Jig 4.0 will soon be started and I hope it will turn
out as well as this one did.  


Length: 2:35

Recording Time:
  About 5 hours to make and edit the music

  About an hour to write and record the lyrics



Lyrics (because you probably won't be able to understand them)



Jordan Is Gay
Hip Hop Edition

Jordan was born in a white neighborhood
Where the straight people bad and the gay people good
He was born kinda short but then he got tall
Think it happened sometime during summer or fall
The boy's kinda wierd and his hair's dark brown
If you see him coming you had betta leave town
But before you try and meet him I've just got to say
You had betta watch your back cuz Jordan is gay


You'd never really know it when you first look at him
Cuz he's like a brick in water and he always tries to swim
But he'll give you a hug, and maybe a wink
And that's when u know it cuz he always starts to sink
His big evil stare will make any man sad 
Don't matter when you catch him, he just always seems mad
But before you try and meet him I've just got to say
You had betta watch your back cuz Jordan is gay


From the J 		to the R	   to the A
	     to the O		  to the D		to the N


So listen on up cuz you best believin
Our words are true and our rhymes ain't deceivin 
My home dawg Jordan ain't the straightest on the block
And I betcha you woudn't know it if you only heard him talk 
But He and DJ Lankee go all da way back
So if you talk smack you are gonna get attacked
But before you try and meet him I've just got to say
You had betta watch your back cuz Jordan is gay


