What Kind of Car Would Jesus Drive?

Who Cares?
 
 

Just the other day my wife Jan and I were in McDonalds having a hamburger for lunch and what should be on the television there but the Clinton News Network (CNN I mean) talk about being desperate for something to put on their channel, They were asking the Reverend Jerry Falwell what sort of car Jesus would drive. I wish they would ask me what sort of car Jesus would drive, I would have told them that Jesus is God and he is everywhere present and as such he doesn't' need a car I know if I were everywhere present I sure wouldn't need a car. If these people want to ask a question regarding Jesus, let's never mind his taste in vehicles and rather ask ourselves where would you be if Jesus were to return tonight? He is due back anytime now, Maybe even tonight and he is going to come as a thief in the night. Jesus is not interested in cars, He provides all our needs according to his riches and glory and as such he has in the past and present provided my wife and I with some pretty reliable transportation, I don't own a Corvette or a new truck or a Harley but I am totally thankful for the vehicles I do have. My point here is this, America has totally turned it's back on Jesus, soon because of this we are going to like Ancient Israel of old be turned back into captivity, This time I believe by the New World Order spoken of by President George HW Bush as well as President Bill (Slick Willy) Clinton and George W. Bush our President right now, Now I'm going to tell you briefly how this is all going to go down, You can read the whole story in the King James Version of the Bible in the book of Revelations as well as the Book of Daniel, but in brief, a world leader will come into play, He is known in the Bible as the Anti-Christ, he will supposedly cause world peace and solve world hunger and the world who doesn't know Jesus (Like the guys at CNN presenting stupid stories like the one I just told you about.) These people will actually think he is the messiah, He will then require everybody to take a mark on their right hand or forehead in order to buy or sell, The technology is in place, think of the micro-chips put in animals as well as I believe babies. The world will love it cuz it will be more convenient than a credit card, You can't loose your hand after all or your forehead neither can these be stolen then it will become mandatory enforced by a death penalty, Those of us rejecting this mark will be be-headed, Why would we reject this mark?? Cuz the bible says that nobody who has it will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. The whole world thus because of their rejection of the Jesus including America will be back in captivity, but this story does have a happy ending, Jesus will return after this 7 year period know as the Great Tribulation to reclaim his throne on Earth for 1000 years, We who have accepted his free gift of Salvation will reign supreme with him, those who reject his free gift will spend eternity in another form of captivity known as Hell. What kind of car would Jesus drive? Who cares? What you better wonder is what must I do to be saved? Answer accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour, He will then come into your life and make you a new creation, Give him the steering wheel of your life today.
 

 

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