Columbo Asks
Some Questions
Columbo
still scratching his head.
Ah
. . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir
Excuse
me Mr Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . .
know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean
running for
president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to
bother you.
I will only take a minute ok, sir?
2.
Columbia College records -- Not released
3.
Columbia Thesis paper -- 'not available'
4.
Harvard College records -- Not released
5.
Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6.
Medical records -- Not released
7.
Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available'
8.
Law practice client list -- Not released
9.
Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not
released
10.
Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth
-- Not released
11.
Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12.
University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None
13.
Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not
available'
14.
Your Illinois State Senate records--'not
available'
Oh
hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too
much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back
tomorrow.
Give you some time to get these things together, you
know? I mean, I
know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will
be back
tomorrow. And the day after......
Who
wants to know these things? asked Senator Obama
Columbo
answered: THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE !
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