QUESTIONS
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why are boxing rings square?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, didn't he just buy dinner?
why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?