| My Girlfriend's an Empty Headed, Fully Unleaded Varsity Cheerleader Arm around a blank stare Unwise choices all around But neither of you care You're the joy that you've found Slip into the sheets of sin Enjoy your own blotted fantasy Money pouring from your win Of your fans to see The TV's taken your soul Sapped the mind from you Your life's a fun-filled hole Broke the spine in you Doing unseen things Behind closed doors Shallowly brings You nothing but a bore You look in her empty eyes You see nothing but a void Looks up into the skies Makes you paranoid Not thinking of what's to come But only of the present They're living for some Who make them feel they mustn't Look at your arm again You'll find it holds no one Just a blinded playpen Where you can have your fun Not everyone's like this Just the ones who sink Those who shake a fist Instead to make you think You think you're all that You just wait and see When all your plans go SPLAT And you'll look up to me Your enjoyment is brief and fake A smelly cage that once was netted But you think life's cake Because your girlfriend's empty-headed Fully unleaded Varsity cheerleader |
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