Big Bitch Theory - Hmm what can I say.. it's like the big bang theory. Here are some common things you will see: Distant, Don't hang out much even when asked to, Low self esteem so they take it out on you.
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The Love Of Your Life Theory - The love of your life, we all have one all we have to do is find the one, just open your eyes and you will see her/him.Before we are born God matches two people of the opposite sex; one man and one woman. He seperates the two and see's if you can find each other, once you find each other you will be in love and stay in love. This my friend is called "The One" I didn't read this no where this is MY THEORY.
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The Thinks She's Hot So She Demands Things Theory -I have seen this not so often in my life until now and it leaves me to believe that this only applies to girls.What it is you ask?The theory is this, there are girls out there that think they are hot but aren't really as hot as they make themselves out to be.And because they think like this they have this thought that things should be demanded to them like for example:You see a girl who looks hot and go up to her and say "Wow you look really beautiful" and she replies"Oh I know".That right there is proof in the pudding it's like the girl can go out to eat somewhere and she orders something and doesn't pay for it and her friend does and doesn't say thank you.Come on now that ain't right you should be grateful for your friends to help you out when you don't got money to get something to eat or to give you a ride somewhere.All I'm saying is saying a simple "thank you" or "that was really considerate of you" will go along way .
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Girls Who Look Different In Pictures Then In Person Theory-
This theory is basically for girls who look hot in pictures but when you go and meet them they look totally different.I'm not saying that this is a bad thing or anything but some girls just are the "picture" girl who look totally different in pictures then they do when you meet them.I mean they can look not so good in pictures but when you meet them they are really hot.I guess it all has to do with the lighting/angle and if she was wearing make up or not.
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The Deer Theory-Just like how it's said below, when guys have sex withgirls and just leave them because all they wanted to do was bone, pretty messed up if I do say so myself.
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The Girl Who You Would Have Sex With But Not Date Theory-
Now there are some girls out there that are really hot that you would just have sex with but you wouldn't go out with because of their personality/ect.This sorta ties in with other theories we have like the Deer Theory or the Vocabulary word "Wes".
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For those who have suffered in life and just don't think it's worth it no more keep going at it.Yo will be happy in 2012..nine years from now you will thank me for keeping you alive.
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Science says god is not real by saying we are here because of the Big Bang theory. Religion says God made earth, which one do you believe?
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The universe is a big ass place I'm talking big and if we are the only living beings in this universe then that would be a big waste of space.
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The world is like one spec of sand on a big beach and they say we are the only ones in this big ass beach that are here.Do you have any idea how many specs of sand there is? And your telling me we are the only ones here.
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It took us 1000's of years to get where we are today and in 1940 we got our first computer (I think) and then 63 years later we got we got. So tell me why is it that it only took us 63 years to get where we are today when it took 1000's of years to even get a car? I'll tell you why at the time when Roswell happened (a UFO crash) we started to get all our technology.. interesting huh?
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If we could go in the past with a submarine and meet Christopher Columbus and show him the submarine and just leave he wouldn't know what to do.But if we stayed there and showed him how to build it he could build more , what I'm saying is our technology is geting taught to us from another being or someone from the future.We just didn't automatically think all this up someone taught us it... but who?
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Some guys do to girls like if they hit a deer on the road.The hit the girl and leave and then let them dry in the sun just like when they hit a deer and just leave and let it dry in the sun. A.k.a the deer theory. A.k.a some guys are messed up.