It was another weekend and me, Ralph, Cameron and Wes (he was down for the week to visit Ralph) wanted to do something fun.So we decided we would egg flatface's house (we use the name 'flatface' for personal reasons and because we don't want to let him know it was us) and the cars that were in his drive way.So we decided that Ralph would drive his dad's truck and park it a distance from flatface's house so we could go on foot and egg his house.We had everything planned and I said "we aren't going to throw the eggs until we get close to the house", so we got the eggs(each of us had about 4 or 5) and get in the back of Ralph's dad's truck and go to the spot and hop out, walking on foot to flatface's house.And we are about 3/4 the way there when I hear something being thrown from behind me and look up to see a egg flying into the air and hitting flatface's roof (it was Wes's egg) so everyone was like "screw it" and we chunked our eggs at the house and the cars.Me and Cameron threw some of our eggs at flatface's car and made the alarm go off so everyone took off hearing the alarm go off and jumped into the back of Ralph's truck bed and laid down (I had a egg in my hand but I wasn't thinking and squished it when I jumped into the back to lay down).So Ralph's fumbling with the keys and we are all freaking out cause the alarm is going off and Ralph gets the keys in and we leave flatface hearing in the dark Ralph's dad's tires being squealed.The next morning me,Ralph and Wes went to Walgreens to go get some orange juice and on (we spent the night at Cameron's and Cameron was making breakfast and had no orange juice so I went to go buy some) the way back we saw flatface, he asked us if we had egged his house and we said no but told him someone who did and blamed it on someone else at the time (cause we are sly like that).And that's how we got away with that even though Wes almost messed it up lol.
-Narrated and edited by Chris-
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