For Ronald McDonald the mascot of McDonald's the day seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary.He was busy promoting a new entree' that was about to be annouced as a combo meal.Little did Ronald know that tragedy would strike in the form of a familiar rival.En route to an unfamiliar neighborhood Ronald went to knock on the first house getting ready for his speech on the new burger he was quickly pulled in and thrown against the wall.The alleged assailant wearing nothing more then a hat and bandana on pushed a sawed-off shot gun to Ronald's face.
"I was scared", exclaimed the nervous clown as he recalled his story to the reporters.It seemed that this terrorist unit was in syndication with Al-Queda but a different branch..one in which favored none other then Burger King.What started this feud one may never know, weither it was how burgers were made or if Ronald weared to much make up.As this video was broadcasted to American viewers people were in shock to see such a hate-crime to a beloved mascot.Seeing that McDonald's wasn't going to give into their demands the terrorist group calling themselves "King-Allah-Burgeda"(which translates to 'Burger King God')took matters into their own hands.
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