Battle of the Tita.... screw it.
Invader Cpryd001
Engaged Units
| Name | - | # of Units | Attack | Counter | Hit point |
| Loyal Follower |  |
865423 | 120 | 240 | 100 |
| Uki Ukis |  |
8000 | 600 | 125 | 60 |
| Little Chimps | |
52661 | 110 | 330 | 10 |
| Devil Laugh | |
860 | 4500 | 1200 | 2295 |
| Floating piece of feces |  |
4 | 116000 | 11600 | 90000 |
| Three-folds | |
220 | 750 | 0 | 900 |
| Flea Dogs | |
1 | 689000 | 25000 | 83520 |
Defender SooT
Engaged Units
| Name | - | # of Units | Attack | Counter | Hit point |
| Claws of Seduction |  |
?????? | 305000000 | 30500 | 3 |
| Dragon-lady | |
?????? | 4500 | 3230 | 9000 |
| Spirits | |
?????? | -10 | 0 | -10 |
| Kisses and Hugs | |
?????? | -20 | 28000 | 10 |
Engage
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Cpryd001's hero Torpness the so-called Traitor starts to command unit Loyal Followers. Cpryd001's hero Chavez's experiences starts to walk in. Sloth's units Claws of Seduction starts to command hero Shadowiza the game. Sloth's hero Torpilion's Spirit starts to command unit Spirit. Cpryd001 casted Lost yet confused. . Sloth has a very strong barrier on your spell, Lost yet confused was unable to penetrate her barrier and fizzled. Sloth casted A Blonde moment . Cpryd001 used Pair of Pants . Sloth used Trout of whacking . Torpilion's Spirit, angered by Sloth's mutiny, leaves the battle to watch a back episode of Friends with chips and soda. All units under Torpilion's Spirit's control has disbanded. Chavez' experiences casts Cliff of falling protection. Cpryd001 has remembered how Chavez has lost against Sloth. Chavez's experiences makes sure to protect Cpryd001 from the same fate. Cow Moo Moo starts to do the happy Dance with a grass skirt. All units have been blinded, some even died. Shadowiza begins to do the happy Dance with the grass skirt. Sloth claps. Cpryd001 begins to cry. Sloth's boytoy Shadowiza sent reinforcements of a couple of useless kisses and hugs. Cpryd001's bellboy I-sick sent reinforcements of 1 wild flea infected dog. I-sick begins to bark. Cpryd001 shuts him up. Goddess Piggy grins on your fortune. Goddess Piggy casts 'DON'T TYPE IN CAPS' on all of Cpryd001's targets. Goddess Piggy 'KICKS/BANS FOR 20 seconds' on Cpryd001. You are under Tyrion's favor. Tyrion God cast 'BANG and ROLL' on Sloth. Sloth is now uncontrollably banging and rolling her head on the keyboard. |
Assault Note
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Sloth is given first attack due to 'KICK/BAN' spell done by Piggy. Sloth lost her first attack initiative due to Tyrion's spell of 'BANG and ROLL', thus wasting this first attack with this message. "vvbgn mo9]" Cpryd001 begins the attack with his Uki Uki Monkeys. Cpryd001's Uki Ukis slew Sloth's 1 Claw of Seduction. Cpryd001's Uki Ukis was too adorable, Sloth's Claws of Seduction was unable to counter strike. Cpryd001's hero Torpness the so-called traitor leaves the heat of battle. Torpness' Spirit is watching Friends, Torp's body must be there to enjoy the chips and soda. Otherwise, it would be put to waste. Sloth's Claws of Seduction starts poking at Shadowiza the Game. Sloth's Shadow the Game hero slew Cpryd001's 3,277 little Chimp units. Cpryd001's little Chimps storm all over Shadowiza. Shadow the Game hero countered with 'Evilish Smile', the smile that Triple H does when a group of wrestlers approach him. Shadow the game hero does all the wrestling techniques in the book and slew Cpryd001's 12,831 little Chimp units. Sloth begins to shout 'AFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!' Tyrion God Follows up with 'MooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!' Cpryd001 continues with 'Uki uki?' Nobody cares. Sloth's Kisses and Hugs units attack Cpryd001's Floating Pieces of Feces. After various minutes of gagging, Kisses and Hugs die by the thousands. Cpryd001's Floating Pieces of Feces slew Sloth's 2173 Kisses and Hugs units. Sloth is having a blonde moment. Cpryd001 is Lost, yet Confused anyways. Sloth is uneffected. Cpryd001's Devilish laugh attacks Sloth's Dragon Lady. Cpryd001's attack failed. Sloth's Dragon Lady act starts up. Cpryd001's crying again, slewing 220 Devilish Laughs and hurting Cpryd001's feelings. Sloth's attacks with 'Crap!' Cpryd001's script counter with 'What?!' Sloth's attacks with ';-)' face. Cpryd001's counters with 'You're smiles always scare me, Soot!' Sloth's Dragon Lady act starts up again. Sloth's Shouts 'Turn off your script, Crap!' Cpryd001's counters 'What?!' Cpryd001's counters 'Why?! Its so much fun! :P' Cpryd001's Three Fold description attacks Sloth's Soot Name. Cpryd001's Three Fold wins, no matter who's name it is. Cpryd001's Three Fold description was too far, Sloth's Dragon-Lady act was unable to counter. Cpryd001 insults Sloth's Chess skills. Sloth makes a fool of Cpryd001. Cpryd001 is crying again. Hero Shadowiza the Game walks out in a bunny suit. Sloth is distracted. Sloth's Claws of Seduction's power drops rapidly. Sloth's Claws of Seduction's power drops rapidly. Sloth's Claws of Seduction's power drops rapidly. Cpryd001's Flea Dog attacks Claws of Seduction. Cpryd001's Flea Dog slew 1 Claws of Seduction. Cow Moo moo makes everyone feel better with Grass Dance. More unnessessary death. Cow Moo Moo talks about Circles. Cpryd001 is lost, yet confused. Cow Moo Moo talks about Greek and Roman Gods and Goddesses. Cpryd001 is lost, yet confused. Cpryd001 hits Sloth with a fresh-smelling minnow. Sloth feels stupid. |
Assault result
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Cpryd001's 16,108 Little Chimps are slain during battle. Sloth's 2 Claw of Seduction are slain during battle. Cpryd001's 220 Devilish Laughs are slain during battle. Cpryd001's 2 Floating Piece of Feces were created in battle. Shadowiza's 2173 Hugs and Kisses are slain during battle. You attacked SooT. You killed Soot's 2 units and lost 16,326/927,168 units. Your attack was successful and you gained 62 originality points, and destroyed SooT's morale. Sloth lost more power than you during the battle. |
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