God,
Why do women change in front of me? Why, just today,
one of my co-workers had took her clothes right off.
I mean, my back was turned, but it took her a moment
to realize that she was naked with a boy in her presence.

I mean, I'm not gay.

Mary said that I was just one of those types that women
feel comfortable with.

I repeat, I'm not gay.

It's bad enough that the women to my house pee with the
door open, and girls come to my room just to play with
my computer/video games, and women have girl talk around
me, regardless of my presence.

Sincerely,
"I'm not gay" Rocky

(Even after realizing she was naked, she continued being naked
for a while, and nearly fell on top of me.)

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