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| The Puds will Knock 'em around, and Knock 'em up-in-ya again this year with Miss Tiffany. |
| The Deep Snatchers' head cheerleader, Misty, lives her life by the D.S. motto: If it can't be fixed with electrical tape, it ain't worth fixin. |
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| Tater Cheerleaders & Mascots |
| The Driller's cheerleader, Tawny, and team mascot (pictured right) return with a combination of pain and pleasure this season. |
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| For the All-Maddens, this season is 90% half-mental. |
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| For those of you who were curious, this is the intimidating inspiration behind Team Trembling Stonkers. |
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| Team FUBAR's Mascot truly pays homage to its name, and its star RB, a literal poster-boy for child exploitation, bears a striking resemblance to the team owner. |
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| Team Dangling Fury's mascot, known simply as the "Angry Inch", comes to each game well prepared for moisture. |
| The City Slickers' cheerleader, Sophia, pictured at the team owners' home during her audition, expects to direcly impact the opponent's concentration at every game. We agree. |
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| The Scoregasms mascot, Mr. Whiskers, is a testament to the strength of the team. |