| Rookies on Draft Nite ... an evening of confusion, joy and depression. Welcome to the league, Stonkers. |
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| Team Drilers, fed up with the annual posting of embarrassing and manipulated draft photos, pre-empted the Puds this year by wearing a custom printed team logo jersey (with pockets!) to the draft. |
| A very special thanks to Mrs. Snatch and Mrs. Knockers (an excellent pairing!) for your outstanding hostess and draft board skills. Next year, ... bikinis. |
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| "My entire draft strategy is a bust! I can't find a single player whose name rhymes with Plaxico." |
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| Draft participants at the "adult table" were offered warm towels and their selection of estate bottled wines before the draft. |
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| "Sit me at the kids' table!!?? $4 per beer! I'll make 'em all pay." |
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| "As long as I draft as many bunning racks as beers consumed during the draft, I will achieve perfect balance." |
| Hey, who passed me this note? "Jamal Andreson signs with the Colts, expected to start by week 3." Awesome! |
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| I'll sit at the kids' table, just don't put me under any photos of phallic vegetation. |
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| Listen up. Before we get started, here's the way it's gonna be. My house ... my rules. Nobody bids on Jay Feely, got it? |