Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
and...
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer; Rahab was a prostitute;
Jeremiah
and Timothy were too young; David had an affair and was a murderer;
Elijah was suicidal; Isaiah preached naked; Jonah ran from God; Naomi
was a
widow; Job went bankrupt; John the Baptist ate bugs; Peter denied
Christ;
The disciples fell asleep while praying,
Martha worried about everything; The Samaritan woman was divorced, more
than once; Zaccheus was too small; Paul was too religious; Timothy
had an
ulcer, AND Lazarus was dead.
No more excuses now. God can use you to your full potential.
Besides you aren't the message, you are just the messenger.
1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
2. Dear God, I have a problem, it's me.
3. Growing old is inevitable. growing UP is optional.
4. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.
5. Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.
6. Do the math. Count your blessings.
7. Faith is the ability to not panic.
8. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.
9. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.
10. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.
11. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.
12. The most important things in your house are the people.
13. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot.
14 A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.
15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
