Quotes of the Month
August '09: "So, you like donuts eh. Well, have all the donuts in the world!" -Simpson's Devil
July '09: "I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!" -Freddy Quimby
July '09: "Life is on the wire, the rest is just waiting." -Karl Wallenda
June '09: "The future ain't what it used to be." -Yogi Berra
May '09: "These tires won't take a balance." -Homer Simpson's Mechanic
April '09: "Get some facts and then come back and see me." -Jim Calhoun
March '09: "How did everything that was so good get so bad?" -Rocky Balboa
February '09: "Big and strong." -John Madden
January '09: "I saw two big fat naked bikers having sex in the woods off 17...how am I supposed to chip with that going on, Doug?" -Shooter McGavin
December '08: "Immigrants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them." -Moe Szyslak
November '08: "That is a disgusting act." -Joe Buck
October '08: "The flowers are still standing." -Dr. Peter Venkman
September '08: "I'm a man! I'm 40! I'm not a kid!" -Mike Gundy
August '08: "Batman has no limits." -Bruce Wayne
July '08: "With today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony." -Homer Simpson
June '08: "I love this plan, I'm excited to be a part of it, let's do it!" -Peter Venkman
May '08: "I beat the Giants twice in the play-offs and still couldn't beat them." -Cam
April '08: "This is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules." -Walter Sobchak
March '08: "If you wanna dance you gotta pay the band." -Rocky Balboa
February '08: "This is where it started for me. This is where it ends." -Jason Bourne
January '08: "There is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep." -Jason Bourne
December '07: "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable." -Mike Tyson
November '07: "Bill Belichick is King Kong." -Micheal Wilbon
October '07: "All he does is work out and pick winners." -Al Pacino on John Anthony
September '07: "I remember...I remember everything." -Jason Bourne
August '07: "We wanna live Warrior!" -Ultimate Warrior
July '07: "Is heaven missing an angel 'cause you got nice cans." -Futurama robot
June '07: "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of people." -H. L. Mencken
May '07: "That's it, that's the list. I win." -Tony Kornheiser
April '07: "The ship be sinkin'." -Micheal Ray Richardson
March '07: "Bench press reps = Championships." -Derek on the NFL combine
February '07: "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown." -Peter Venkman
January '07: "There are only four reasons why anyone does anything: chicks, money, power, and chicks." -Perry Cox, M.D.
December '06: "I had one guy open, and Ronnie Lott was covering him" -Nate
November '06: "500,000 to 1 you didn't have queen-ten." -Mike Matusow
October '06: "Jesus." -Dan Dierdorf
September '06: "No, that's not my trick Michael...it's my ILLUSION!" -Gob
August '06: "Are you crazy? I'm Phil Hellmuth. I lost $800." -Phil Hellmuth, Jr.
July '06: "I'd come out of the grave for that kind of money." -Bernard Hopkins
June '06: "I'm gonna choke him out, apply a submission hold, make him quit, pick him up, send him home." -Royce Gracie
May '06: "People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling." -Bob Kelso, M.D.
April '06: "During the exam I'll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything works out." -Homer Simpson
March '06: "I build my house with bricks." -Larry David
February '06: "We don't even care if you know we're cheating. We're cheating for them." -Joey Porter on NFL refs
January '06: "I played so perfect, I couldn't play more perfect." -Phil Hellmuth
December '05: "Never give up, never give in, and when your play is picked against Seattle in a crucial situation in Tecmo Bowl II, may we have the ability to run for a first down anyways so we don't have to absorb the loss." -Doug Williams (Revised)
November '05: "Ace-high flush baby! SHIP IT!" -Bill Fillmaff
October '05: "Scumbag has Ace-Jack." -Bill Fillmaff
September '05: "Ranch." -Ranch Tooth
August '05: "Where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?!" -Tobias Funke
July '05: "Kenny Rogers is your uncle." -Kyle
June '05: "He's got Jack-6 off-suit, he's trying to check." -Mike Sexton
May '05: "The answer to everything is beatdown!" -Michael Wilbon
April '05: "If you're not in it to be bigger then the Beatles it's just a hobby." -Noel Gallagher
March '05: "The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!" -Homer Simpson
February '05: "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such." -Homer Simpson
January '05: "I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working."
-Willie Pep
December '04: "They can do whatever they want, I'll still be eating steak every night."
-Von Hayes
November '04: "You're risking a patient's life!"
-House, M.D.
October '04: "What I have heard about 'Tecmo Bowl' is that I'm a bad man."
-Bo Jackson
September '04: "He's dead Michael. He died when you left the window open with the air conditioner on."
-George Bluth Sr.
August '04: "If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything...it's that you can kill anyone."
-Michael Corleone
July '04: "What you like about this kid coming straight out of high school is the upside. Tremendous upside."
-Hubie Brown