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Interviewer: Where did you two meet?
Me: Mississippi. At the University of, to be specific.
I: Really? How in the hell did you end up there?
M: Oh, boy.... I think I was drunk, really; I'm still not entirely sure. Maybe I lost a bet...
I: Okay, okay. What initially attracted you to Jen?
M: Initially? Hormones.
I: What attracted her to you?
M: Damned if I know. Surely, not my money; her sights are set pretty low if that's the case. I like to think it was my wit and charm, combined with astounding creativity and intelligence, and a hot bod. Whenever I suggest that to her, she smiles, gives me another piece of candy, and pats me on the head. Sometimes she rubs my belly or scratches me behind the ears. So I think my guess is pretty much on the button.
