Chris' Take on Survivor
Updated 05/09/01 10:19:27 PM
Man, she's beautiful. Ahem...this is my page about Survivor. As you know if you went to my fantasy sports page (and if you didn't, you're an asshole), I named my fantasy baseball team the Survivors, and I watch the show religiously. It has quickly become my favourite television show week in and week out. My favourite Survivor is Elisabeth, even though she did not win the million dollars. Oh well, she's still friggin' hot. Above is a picture of my favourite Survivor, from the first episode...below is another one. She rules.
Elisabeth made it to the final four, lasting longer than Amber. Now, Amber was pretty hot and all, but she was no Elisabeth and I'm glad Elisabeth lasted longer. I thought Elisabeth might just have a shot at winning this shit, but I was wrong, though I did root her on until the very end. As for Amber...well, I know some people who were rooting for Amber to make it all the way, so I'll try to be delicate...ah, fuck that. HA HA! Elisabeth lasted longer than Amber! Neener neener neener...okay, that was a bit immature. Amber being voted off was a sad day for her and her fans, so let's memorialise her with two pictures.
Those are both from the first episode...thus, Keith is still clean shaven and doesn't look so ridiculously old. I just like that second picture cuz Amber is grabbing Keith's stick...heh heh.
Also, as a Survivor update...I applied to be a contestant on Survivor 3. It looks like I won't be on, though, as I was not sent any mail or a phone call to be a contestant and the interview process is currently ongoing. My video was 24 karat gold. I mean, it was just awesome...I won't diverge details at this time, but maybe in the future. Just take my word for it...my video rocked, and if I had any shot at being on the show, it was through the strength of my video. However, it looks like it wasn't meant to be. Oh well, I'll still watch the show, and I'll apply for Survivor 4.
Now a word on the finish. Colby is a freaking idiot. Up until the last vote, he played this game like a fucking fiddle. He got rid of people when he had to and he protected himself by winning every single immunity challenge over his physically-deficient opponents. Then he won the final immunity and had the opportunity to take one of two people to the final two with him. On one hand, you have the curmudgeonly, angry, hated chef Keith. Nobody likes him. Nobody thinks he's any good. Going into this tribal council, he had 7 votes against him, as various people tried to vote him off. Why? Because NOBODY LIKED HIM. Nobody was going to pick him to win the million dollars. On the other hand, you have Tina. Nice woman, even though on TV she was irritating as hell. Treated everybody nice and often greeted people with a smile on her face. Was very much the "mother" of the tribe, if you will. Formed friendships with many people in the tribe. Most importantly...PEOPLE LIKED HER. People DIDN'T LIKE KEITH and they LIKED TINA. So who does Colby take with him to play for the final money? THE WOMAN EVERYBODY LIKED. Is he a dope? Why was he there? To win the million dollars, of course, and hopefully get a minute or two of fame out of the deal. So why did he completely forget that the way to win the million was to play against the guy that NOBODY LIKED? Sheesh, what a retard. I'm glad he didn't win, because anybody who makes a tactical error that stupid doesn't deserve to win. Oh well...I guess that's why I'm not on the show. Cuz I'd win the fucking money.
I know I promised last time that I'd add more pictures, and rest assured that I will. Once I get my VCR hooked up to my video card full time, I'll be a picture making machine, so you can look forward to that. Believe me...it's coming.