Chris Wilcox's Canada Page
Hello and welcome to my Canada page. Note the different background colour and different coloured text, in the colour of Canada's flag. That's because Canada rules and so does its colours. Here's a Canadian flag.
I didn't realise how hard it would be to see the flag against this background. Oh well...
I love Canada. You know why? Lots of reasons. The people are friendlier to a man. I went there and all of the people seemed really nice and eager to help. People in the US are so selfish and out for themselves and think they're better than everybody else. Fuck them, they're not. The crime rate is lower. The people there seem to treat their fellow man with respect. You don't see that often enough in the US, where there seems to be a two gun minimum to become a citisen. I like Canada because their beer is better. American beer sucks...it tastes like moose piss. Mexican beer is OK, but Canada beer rules. Canada is also the birthplace of hockey, one of the great sports around. What did the Americans do once they found out how great of a sport the Canadians invented? They stole all of our teams. They took the Jets, they took the Nordiques...but we still have six teams left. Yeah, fuck you America...we're keeping our teams in Canada. The landscape is beautiful...Canadians aren't as willing to litter and trash their country as the Americans are. They take care of their land. I like Canada because they put a baseball team in Canada, and in 1992 and 1993, they beat the best American team at America's Pasttime. This is really where my love of Canada originated, because I hated the Phillies in 1993, and when Toronto beat them, their homeland became a place I loved. I love that they spell things correctly. Americans came here from England and bastardised the English language. Canadians remembered the proper way to spell things, and still do. I love Canada for the great entertainers they have given us...entertainers such as Michael J. Fox, John Candy, Dan Aykroyd, and William Shatner. The country of Canada has also bestowed upon us many great wrestlers...men such as Bret Hart, the late Owen Hart, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm, Kurrgan...the list goes on and on. For all of these reasons...I love Canada. One day, I'll add photos of all the things I love about Canada...but for now, I leave you with these wonderful lyrics.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee
rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and
free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
That's fucking beautiful.