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 "Good Lord" the doctor cried. "I can't believe what I'm seeing. It's an ant and he's playing on a tiny piano." "I told you." her assistant said proudly. "I've been training him for months." The doctor looked again, and sure enough the ant was still playing the piano. "Hey, Chuck" she yelled to another lab assistant. "You gotta come see this. You won't believe it." The young man walked over to the microscope, saw the ant on the slide and pulled the slide from it's place under the scope. "Geez, doc, I'm sure sorry." Before anyone else could move, he held the slide under a faucet and washed the ant down the drain. "I cleaned all them slides yesterday, doc. Honest, I swear I did."
"There just has to be chocolate stains on that shirt, there just has to be," she muttered as she strained her eyes looking through the lens of the powerful microscope. Someone had stolen her chocolates and replaced the stolen ones with ExLax and she, being a researcher, would find the culprit. She examined the four slides she had made from smears on D.K's smock, and nothing. "Durn he is the joker and the one who normally does things like this," she said to herself as she put the last group of slides under the microscope.
She adeptly moved the slide about and brought it into focus, and, "Aha!" There it was! Chocolate! Not just any chocolate, but HER Hershey bar, and it was on Juan's lab coat! Juan the flunky, the gofer. She smiled for she would get her revenge. Juan loved Jelly beans, and spiced Jelly beans even more.
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