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HUMOR IN RHYME
There once was a gal from Brasilia,
With quite an astounding exterior.
The guys all adored her,
Though they couldn't afford her,
And she made all the gals feel inferiah.
There once was a man from Alaska,
Who dated a gal in Nebraska,
He was so blasted far from her,
They only met in the summer,
Did it bug her? I don't know, Why not ask'er?
There once was a gal in the Spring,
Whose heart craved a romantic fling,
She came home a'grinning,
(OH NO! Was she sinning?)
I don't know, she won't tell me a thing!
There once was a chatroom that gossiped,
Was it fun? Was it bad? It's a tossup!
What is was, was quite pop'lar,
And caused waves on the Doppler,
Cause so many it's attractions would not pass up.
A gal who lived in Tennessee,
(And NO, all my buds, it ain't me!)
Was built with such charms,
She set off wives' alarms,
She had dimples on each little knee!
There once was a gal from Botottum an',
She was round on the top and the bottom an',
In between she was skinny,
Justice? There ain't ANY!
'Cept she rolled off when she sat on the ottoman.
I once knew a man from Birmingham,
Who thought he was smarter than I am,
He dropped names and spoke French,
Called me "Little wench",
So I had him deported to Siam.
� Angelia ([email protected])
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