| This is the story of a cow that lives at McDonalds now. Here is how it all started...Once upon a time there was a cow named Macolvia but everbody called him Big Mac. They always said to him, "We'd hate it so much if you became a burger Big Mac." But all of those cows died. After the last of those cows died, a truck came and made Big Mac get in the back of it. All the cows were pointing, laughing and mooing at him and he didn't know why. After a couple hours in the truck they stopped. The guys driving the truck made him get on to a convayor belt. He heard cows mooing for mercy then stopping all of the sudden. Then he heard a qqwaaashiiing and then, his good buddy Co-Co's head rolled across the floor. He was so scared he milked all over himself. Just then he thought, I'm really hung...He never got to finish that thought because now he is a Big Mac. The morale of the story is that if a truck comes that says McDonalds, Burger King or any burger joint... run for your life. |
