| Ever Wonder Why the Sky is Blue? |
| Hahaha! You actually thought I was going to talk about the sky! Actually I want to address the issue of making out in the school. First of all, you pathetic shaved apes, it si friggin disgusting! Do you know how many diseases, bacteria and infections can be passed on to you through your mouth? Oh that's right, you were too busy sucking the front of the others persons face to learn anything. |
| Did you ever look around? I doubt that anybody who actually makes out in the halls will ever read this because they have trouble even turning the computer on. Well, you might be asking yourselves, "Why write about it if nobody will care?" What I really want to do is to get people who do not contribute to the "red light district" to do something about the revolting habits of the morons. Don't worry you won't be alone. All you have to do is to keep my ten requests. They are as follows: |
| 1. If someone is making out you should make a loud annoying sound right near them. For ex. slowly inch closer to the couple and when they notice you start screaming "AHHHHHHH! Disgusting!" |
| 2. Hug the couple and stay like that for a couple of minutes. |
| 3. Have a couple of your friends and you enclose the couple entirely and start making comments on something like how the great cheese is. |
| 4. Push your way through the couple and then if they go back to making out push your way through again and remember if they resist, light their backpacks on fire. It always works, ALWAYS! |