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How to Make the World a Better Place... |
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Let's face it. The world's a load of crap. I mean, heck, GOD HIMSELF is plotting to destroy it, and he made it in the first place. It's like Eminem! Even the creator wants to kill it (Eminem's mother wants him dead, I believe.). So I figured, "Hey, Let's figure out how it can be fixed for a bit." Here's what I came up with... |
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Fill a trash can with worthless scum like fascists, Blink 182, Pretty much the entire population of Hollywood, Gun Control Advocates, etc... |
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Slam on the lid nice and hard. Make sure it hurts. If it doesn't hurt, slam the lid down again until it does. |
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Launch the trash can filled with morons into the sun. That'll teach 'em, and make an example for everyone else! Notice how happy the earth is after being rid of all of the people in the "Trash Can of Death!" Big Smile, Big Sign, Big Oceans. Then everyone lived happily ever after. |
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So that's what I came up with. If you agree, great! If you don't, you'd probably be in the trash can anyway, so screw off. And if that solution doesn't work, there's always one more that the US and Russia have been preparing for a while... |
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tell me how much you hate my ideas: [email protected] |
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