Well we, the creators, took a look at our guestbook and were suprised to find that someone I (Nick) didn't know had signed it. Well we decided that since we had a newcomer that we should dedicate a page to... well, Santa, of course! Yes i said Santa! How many people really look at Santa for what he is? Let's take a look at jolly old Saint Nick. Well he lives in the north pole. Hmm...Why would he live in one of the harshest environments on the planet? Could it be that he has a secret to hide up there? What about those elves? Has anyone ever seen an elf anywhere? NO! Do you know why? Well I shall tell you! Elves are slaves. Tiny little slaves that make the toys for Jolly old satan. When all of you are enjoying your new playstation or digital cameras helpless elves are being beaten with frying pans.
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