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THE INANE TRIBUNE |
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"Why report real news when we can lie?" - Motto |
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VOLUME 1 |
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ISSUE 1 |
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6-Year Olds Outraged! |
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Following their parents' example, sources say. |
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WASHINGTON, D.C.--- There was bloodwrath bubbling in the streets today as a massive crowd of our nation's pre-pubescent people made a demonstration as has not been seen since the days of the Hitler Juegen.
Apparently, the six-year olds were angry, but not for any particular reason. Unconfirmed rumors report that Bob Saget is behind this. More to come. |
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Man Eats Flavor Packet, Sues Someone |
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A Wolverine Refuses to Chew MJ's Face Off |
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KANSAS CITY, KS --- After consumtion of the "DO NOT EAT" Packet at bottom of bag of beef jerky lead to inflammation of man's digestive tract, Man sues company.
"I am so angry that I'm a moron, and someone is going to pay for it!" the man was heard to say, Tuesday.
The Beef Jerky corporation responsible for the flavor packed is expected to countersue in hopes of having the man publicly flogged for being such a disgrace to the world. |
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NEVERLAND RANCH --- A wolverine refuses to eat Micheal Jackson's face in a brutal attack yesterday on counts that it was too artificial.
"I prefer more natural, herbal type meals, or a good dead rabbit. Micheal Jackson is neither good, nor dead, nor a rabbit." the wolverine was later quoted as saying.
When reached for comment, Micheal Jackson's agent made a point to say that Micheal was distraught at the unsuitability of his face for vicious biting and was on the way to have a sleep over at at 13 year old's house to make himself feel better. |
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Haters can email [email protected] |
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BACK! |
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**Props to Astrid for the Angry Six-Year Old picture. She Rocks. |
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