In place of those bizarre looking dogs was an ad for Bob Evan's gift certificates. This advertisement depicted an elderly man with his arm around a young girl and a wad of gift certificates in the other.
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| BOB EVANS GIFT CERTIFICATES: For the Family-Oriented Psychological Abuser | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Recently, and not by my own choice, I found myself at a Bob Evan's establishment. I expected to find food, fun, and those two dog-like things, "Biscuit" & "Gravy" on the placemats. But no strange dog-like things were to be found. In place of those bizarre looking dogs was an ad for Bob Evan's gift certificates. This advertisement depicted an elderly man with his arm around a young girl and a wad of gift certificates in the other. |
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| Family Fun, Right? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I have, below, two caricature versions of the placemat. Which one is right? You decide after this mind-blowing analysis... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| OR? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1) He looks good in the purple hat. Therefore, it must be fitting for his "hobbies". | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Who the hell holds gift certificates like that? Tool. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Look into his eyes... those are the eyes of a deceiver... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Check the ring on his right hand. BLING BLING! Right? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) He told me so. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| And my mind is blown. How 'bout them apples? Let's make a game out of this. Except everyone loses. You think up more reasons why he must be a sugardaddy. Send them to me. If Nick and I think they are stupid, we'll laugh and laugh and laugh and then put a sign on your door saying "I have no friends." If they're good, I'll post them here, with credits to you. Punk. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Send your moral degredation to [email protected] | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Send your hate to the same address, you sick fascist. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BACK? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||