World's Worst!
. . . T h e s e  w o u l d  b e  b a d . . .
Some people were made to to certain things. In turn, some people were not. Since it's more fun to mock than acknowledge, here are some ideas for the world's worst of certain things.
World's Worst Thing To Use As A Tennis Racket
1. your face
2. pillow
3. small animal
4. family member
5. slice of pizza
World's Worst Transportation
1. dragged behing a speeding bus
2. anything with a serial killer
3. on the backs of the proletariat
4. gravity
5. tornado (...over the rainbow...?)
World's Worst Thing To Say To Airport Security
1. "Knives? No, I left them in the chest of my last victim."
2. "Sir, excuse my saying so, but I could find a much better place to put a bomb than my shoes."
3. "Don't you have a real job?"
4. "THERE IS NO WEAPONRY HIDDEN IN MY UNDERWEAR! I REPEAT, NO GUN IN MY UNDERWEAR!"
5. **after the check** "Whew! Man, I could've sworn you would check my coat pocket! I was so nervous! Oh well, gotta run!"
World's Worst Thing Do In Washington, D.C.
1. Yell "REDSKINS SUCK! Let's go. I heard the Cowboys are on t.v."
2. Streak through the Supreme Court/FBI/CIA/Pentagon.
3. Fall into the reflection pool. That's some nasty "water".
4. Buy ANYTHING!
5. Threaten the president.
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