Do one legged ducks swim in circles? When one leg is removed they do indeed swim in circles. When both are removed, they bob at the mercy of the wind and currents.
Who tows the tow trucks when they break down? Bigger tow trucks. And even bigger ones for those, etc etc. Eventually tow trucks will tend towards infinite size.
Was public kissing ever a crime in the United States? Yes. To this day it is illegal in Indiana for a mustached man to 'habitually kiss human beings' and in Cedar Rapids, Iowa it is still a crime to kiss a stranger.
How fast does the Earth travel aroud the sun? It moves at 66,641 miles per hour.
The speed of dark is 25 miles per hour.
How long is a cosmic year? A cosmic year is the length of time it takes the sun to complete one revolution around the center of the Milky Way galaxy- about 225 million years. The sun is between 20 and 21 cosmic years old.
You can grow birds by planting birdseed. Obviously, where else do you think they came from?
Aren't all generalizations false? No, none are, ever.
What does chicken taste like? I dont know.
12 is the answer to every question relating to geometry. To resolve this I need a new branch of mathematics.
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, it makes a sound. The "Stealth" attriubutes of the aircraft address radar signature and thermal emmissions. They have no impact on impact.
Temporaryism is the black plauge and the jesus of our age.
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A piece of string is always infinite.
What are baby fish called if not fishlets? The young of fish of the shark family, which have a cartilage skeleton, are correctly known as Goslings.
The Wrigley's Extra represents your personal psyche, and the foreign clown the taunting, laughing, unconcerned colossus of society.
How hot is the sun? At its surface, the sun is about 7,640 degrees F. In the suns interior, temperatures can range above 18 million degrees F.
Why do old people always smell like cabbage? They dont, some smell like piss.
How many republics are there is the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? None, the USSR doesn't exsist anymore.
Fine damn it, How many republics were there in the USSR? The USSR was composed from 15 republics.
God is love, Love is blind, Ray Charles is blind so Ray Charles is God.
What was the first electric sign in New York? Erected in June 1892 on a nine-story building near Broadway and Twenty-thrid Street, it measured 60 by 68 feet and read: Buy homes on Long Island, Swept by ocean breezes, Manhattan Beach, Oriental Hotel, Gilmore's Band, Brock's Fireworks
Who shoplifts more often-men or women? For this crime women outnumber men by 4 or 5 to 1.
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Why IS Someone that handles your money called a broker?
Who cuts that barbers hair? UPDATED I asked George The barber who cut his hair and he did not respond. I hypothesize that Barbers are not human, but human sized robots who are made for the sole purpose to cut hair. The hair on a barbers head it just a plastic coating and not real hair.
Why is every Nirvana song good?
Why does geocities always freeze up on me after I've typed a lot of stuff so I have to retype it and forget to add a bunch of stuff back in? UPDATED Because geocities sucks.
Why do admins on counter-strike servers kick me a lot?
What does chicken taste like?
Why are 14 year old boys allowed to decide the fate of Scotland?