I recently had a conversation with some person i didn't know on AIM. I was utterly horrified to say the least when she finished her conversation. I wasn't really paying attention to anything she was sating but the ending to her conversation i went into shock with what she wrote. Cover your eyes if you have a weak stomach because what you are going to see will horrify you........... I did not alter this conversation in anyway.
sp0rtygirl997: oh aIGHT
sp0rtygirl997: aight*
sp0rtygirl997: g2g
sp0rtygirl997: c - y
sp0rtygirl997: ya*
sp0rtygirl997: cuotfs
WOW! first of all i dont know what "aight" means.
"g2g" should never be used....EVER.
"c-y" is not a word.. "see why" cya is an abreviation. but not c-y.
and worse of all "CUOTFS" !!!! i had to ask what it meant and the meaning is even scarier. it means " catch you on the flip side" First of all, what the hell is the flip side? why am i going to be caught over there? if you were ever going to dare use that abreviation you should at least say "cyotfs" "y" will abreviate for you. not "u". why "u"?????????
she signed off so i warned her to 35%. later that night, she IMed me again so i warned and blocked her.
other abreviations that suck
asl = Warning: Do not talk to me. I am new to instant messaging and use all the trendy acronyms and slang. I annoy the hell out of everyone I talk to.
stfu = still too fucking unintelligent
rotflmao = blonde
omg = Oh my God, I just realized how pathetic I am.
s2r = I judge everyone by their appearance.
sup = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
ur = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
b4 = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
w/e = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuationthx = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
oic = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
wtf = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
ne1 = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
y = I'm too fucking lazy and/or stupid to spell out full words and use punctuation.
ya (instead of yeah) = I'm from the movie Fargo, and I'm one big moron.
l8r or any other word shortened with the number 8 = Holy shit I'm fucking annoying as hell. Everyone wants me to die. I am just plain worthless.o.O , (^_^) or any other such face = I wish I were Asian! teehee
*sniff* , *claps* , etc. = I annoy everyone in this chatroom.
hehe = I'm a bitch
18/f/upstate,ny/italian/pics.... any hott guys want 2 chat hit 69 = I'm a sad, ugly whore
18/m/wa/pic IM me ladies if you want to chat or if you are bored!!! = I'm a queer
hi = I have no personality.
lol = I'm a damn moron.
herre = I'm constantly raped by MTV.
pplz, ppl, peeps = I have no friends.
LYL = I'm a lesbian.
j/k = I said something I wish I hadn't so I'll act like I meant it as a joke.
IMO or IMHO = I think I know everything.
gtg = Finally I've found something to do besides sit on my ass and have gay "cybersex".
c-ya = I try my hardest to be trendy.
hott = I record every episode of American Idol.
Playa = I wish I were black.
boi = I'm a mother fucking moron.
I know i dont have to put up my " if you disagree" URL because i know that every one would agree with me on this one. And if you dont agree with me and think those abreviations are cool... wow maybe you should click my crash link. here's my crash link. it really is. dont click it unless if you like any of those abreviations.
http://coolstuffandcrap.cjb.net/
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