There is no such thing as intelligent life here

There is no such thing as intelligent life here

I know im not up to date with all the trendy acronyms and slang but this is ridiculous..
But my life is fulfilled because now i know what "bfflnmwhiwlu2daafg" means.
It looks russian to me but according to some idiot (who wishes to keep her screen name a secret) said this to me. When i asked her what it meant it shocked me so much i shat my pants. BEWARE: THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE WITH SP0RTYGIRL997. It means "best friends for life no matter what happenz (yes, happens with a z) i will luv (she spelt love in its slang version as a definition of her acronym) u 2 death always and forever grl (she spelt girl in its slang version as a definition of her acronym)

Lets take a moment to reflect........ HOLLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? DOES SHE THINK? WHO THE HELL MADE THAT UP? Im not the only one who has to deal with this crap. Maddox does too. Im sure he gets bad ones but this must rank up there too. And the worse part: theres more.. a lot more

SummerHun44: iM jUSs b'N rAnDeM nOw
SummerHun44: ooOo0oO0o0Oo0oOo oKiEzZ
SummerHun44: =-O
SummerHun44: :-D
SummerHun44: :-X
SummerHun44: *
SummerHun44: *:-X*
SummerHun44: dErR wE gOo0o
SummerHun44: LoL'z
SummerHun44: srRyy

Woops, guess i lied about keeping her screen name secret.
The worse part is the font. It a verdana purple color with a yellow background. horrible.. horrible....
SummerHun44: ur usin those bigg wordz 2 freekin annoyy me!!! =-O
SummerHun44: =-O......................................................................:-!
SummerHun44: im not bn real stubborn or nethin herr..
SummerHun44: *:-D*
SummerHun44: fRoZeN cOoKiE cAkE
SummerHun44: hAhA
SummerHun44: LoL

SummerHun44 (5:44:25 PM): i wanna b a hip-hop dancer..like going on tour wit a pop star n bacing them up!!!!
SummerHun44 (5:44:51 PM): i LOVE hiphop
SummerHun44 (5:44:59 PM): dancing
SummerHun44 (5:45:06 PM): :-D
SummerHun44 (5:45:32 PM): u gt admit pop conserts dance routines look AWESOME
SummerHun44 (5:45:58 PM): uk all tha hiphop routines they do on tour?
SummerHun44 (5:46:11 PM): those r madd hard but i think i can do it
SummerHun44 (5:46:50 PM): omg ur buddy icon scurred me!!!
SummerHun44 (5:46:54 PM): lol

And yes, it goes on and on .........and on and on and most the time im not even talking to her but she keeps talking. Shes one of those people who you want to choke to death just to get them to shut up. I through in some more of her talking, but i swear i dont give you too much because it might kill you

SummerHun44 (5:56:23 PM): im very smart in fact
SummerHun44 (5:56:38 PM): im in 7th grd
SummerHun44 (5:57:30 PM): good timez in 7th uk?!
SummerHun44 (5:57:35 PM): its wonderful
SummerHun44 (5:58:06 PM): i wana go 2 a performing arts college
SummerHun44 (5:58:10 PM): i LOVE 2 dance
SummerHun44 (5:58:16 PM): do u like ma pro??
SummerHun44 (5:59:26 PM): do u respect dance? isnt it sooo amazing?
SummerHun44 (5:59:39 PM): Dance shows what music hides.
SummerHun44 (5:59:53 PM): i LOVE 2 dance
SummerHun44 (6:00:06 PM): do think hip hop is kewel?
SummerHun44 (6:03:51 PM): well i gotsta go leave messagez:-Di

SummerHun44 (3:57:14 PM): n haff tha time idk wut ur sayin
SummerHun44 (5:16:37 PM): do uk ho i am???
SummerHun44 (5:24:59 PM): do u hav a neggative outlook on lyfe?
voice from pilow (5:25:12 PM): no
SummerHun44 (5:25:19 PM): ur pro loks lik it
SummerHun44 (5:25:25 PM): Organized religion: The world's largest pyramid scheme
The only difference between religion and superstition is the spelling
It is scarcely necessary to disprove what has never been proved.
A society without religion is like a maniac without a gun
A lie is at the heart of 'beLIEf
We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake
If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction
Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate
"Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?" --- Mark Twain
SummerHun44 (5:25:34 PM): sure seems lyke it
voice from pilow (5:25:40 PM): i dont belive in god but why would that mean i dont have a negative outlook on "lyfe"
SummerHun44 (5:25:52 PM): o0o0o
SummerHun44 (5:25:54 PM): hehe
SummerHun44 (5:26:13 PM): O:-)i bullive in GodO:-)
SummerHun44 (5:26:44 PM): O:-)..HeHe..O:-)

I gave her the url to this page. Her responce:
SummerHun44: PLZ take my f00kin sn offffffffffffff:'(:-\
SummerHun44: plz take off ma sn
SummerHun44: it aint fair 4 u ta give out ma sn witout me askinn
She doesnt deserve to get what she wants if she talks like this.

UPDATED: She showed her brother this site and he IMed me confirming her sister is an idiot. He congradulated me and showed his friends the site too.

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