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| Man boobs!!! | ||||||||||
| It was crowded, hot and the water was too cold. The waves were too small, it was high tide so we were forced to put our stuff on the rocks, and there was this annoying girl next to us who kept barking like she was some dog. But all these factors were nothing compared to what I unfortunately saw next. Wading out in the water was a fat kid who had a pair of vomit-inducing man boobs. I stood in shock, unable to move my eyes because I wasn't sure if they were real. Then something happened that I might never recover from�� he started jumping. AHHHH! It was horrible. I don't remember much after that, I must have blacked out. Or maybe one of the man boobs swung around and smacked me in the face. HE was only about 20 feet away, and those things had the range I'm sure. They were deadly for a couple of reasons. They made you sick to the stomach and they could smack you from long distances. I seriously think he might wear a man bra. I don't know if they exist but I saw them on Seinfield one time. |
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