the french suck
This is how Paris should look like
I take french and i am still confused as to why. Once June 19 or something comes around i'm done with french for the rest of my life. There is no way I'm  taking it next year. I dont understand a single word and the french people suck. They are all retarded, look like they popped out of the 80's, and are all crippled. I swear that in my french book, a normal healthy french man is a minority. The french go to such extremes as to having crippled skiers. But thats only the begining.
Whats with this anti-american thing that the french have going? Just because we saved your ass in WWI & WWII doesn't mean you have to get so ticked off. Next time we'll just let you go to Germany. I think its about time Germany takes over france again. What the hell, the US will even help Germany although help wouldn't be needed. In WWII Germany invaded france threw belgium. So during WWII france builds up powerful forts along the french-german border...... whatabout belgium? well as it went germany went threw belgium and invaded france that way... the french are idiots. They haven't won anything since that Napolean guy died off. It definitly has gone nowhere but down hill since there.
Ok, france sucks we have established that. but what to do with it. There are a couple great possibilities.....                  1. massive genocide of the french                                      2. Let germany take over          3. blow the fucking place up 
     
All of those ideas are great. If you dont think so i'll forgive you i'll forgive you because I know that for you, the unfortunate masses, life can pose many confusing and disconcerting conundra, leaving you feeling as though you are little more than a victim of cruel fate, or blind and amoral causal determinism. In the face of this quandary, rather than plummeting over the metaphysical abyss into a Dostoevskian maelstrom of churning anguish, I offer you a chance to share some small portion of my greater and all-encompassing enlightenment. And thats where this comes in. Yes, i know i'm right and i know my site rocks. And there is no argument here because I am right just like I am everytime. If you disagree your opinion is notted. Actually no its not. But I do have one good thing to say about the french..... wait no i dont. What was I thinking? AHHAHAHA something good about the french? Thats crazy talk.
if you disagree your a french asshole
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