the silly goat
Their once lived a goat on a hill. All day he would play kick ball on the hill. The goat loved his kick ball and he loved Boston. One day a truck came by and the truck driver saw the goat.
The goat said to himself in a silly voice "I love to play with my kick ball on my hill."
The next day a dolphin came to the goats hill. The dolphin wanted to play with his game boy. When the goat arrived he saw the dolphin.
"hello" said the goat in a silly voice
"go away im playing with my game boy" the dolphin said in a squeaky annoying voice. "This is my spot though" the goat said, this time in a serious tone.
The dolphin then went to Nova Scotia
"Bye" waved the goat in a silly voice.
"what a loser that kid was!" said hershey
It was a regular night. but, LITTLE BOY REED HAD TO ASK ROBERT FROST THREE QUESTIONS FOR ENGLISH CLASS!
Reed quickly staggered into a cemetary and there was a flash of light and a popping sound then all of a sudden a strange clown popped up from behind a grave stone.
"Hey kid, i love to say this: ASK ME THREE QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING!" said the strange clown.
"How did the festival get there?"
"With a honk from my nose anything is possible!"
"Are you Bozo the clown?"
"Bozos is a sell out! How dare you accuse me!"
Reed had had enough " then who are you?"
"Robert Frost, I MEAN CHARLEY THE FRICKIN CLOWN!!" The clown blerted out sweating.
"Your robert frost?"
"oh, thats four questions i guess i cant answer itWant my number? No ok, bye!" Robert said as he started to dart away. He did a full semi-circular and came back to reed.
"ohh man, i love to say this way to much: ASK ME THREE QUESTIONS!"
"Do you like writing poems?"
"If i didnt why would i be a poet?"
"Do you like wearing blue tuxedoes?"
"I'm only wearing this because all my other clothes are dirty"
"What arer your thoughts on using lobsters in particle accelerators to increase the efficiency of the atom?"
"yes"
"I cant believe im really meeting robert frost, you've been dead for like 50 years."
"Well, don't be too nervous. I'm a person too."
"Whoa, whoa there pal, don't flatter yourself. I mean I seriously can't believe I'm wasting my time sitting here talking with Robert Frost. What the hell kind of name is Frost anyway?"
Frost muttered something to himself then he entered a festival. Before he disapeared he turned around and shouted " Well according to the dictionary it means a deposit of minute ice crystals formed when water vapor condenses at a temperature below freezing!"
"This mint taste a lot like soap." Said reed
"Thats why it IS soap" Some random guy said laughing.
the end
"here we are, our new home" said shit face.
The Nelsons just moved to Montana. They use to live in new york city but they thought that they needed some adventure in their life.
The nelsons were made up of Dickhead and his squirrel wife Shitface. Dick head was a human and the couple were expecting a baby soon. Back in new york Dick head was often made fun of because he was married to a squirrel. So thats why they got the idea to move.
So they jumped on a truck to somewhere else. The truck finally stopped after a whole fucking day of driving. Before the ride was over Shit head the squirrel was pregnant again. They jumped off the truck and walked a minute when they met a badger.
"Hey, can you tell us where we are" said dick head.
"Your in Montana. My name is Cunt face, its a french name obviously.What the fuck is your name?"
"Cool, were both french, im dick head and this is my squirrel wife shit face. We live here now and shes pregnant ."
The badger didnt even think twice of how a human got a squirrel pregnant. The badger was french so it seemed to make alot of sence to him.