| Crab Bloke grew up in the scottish town of L'Alkageria, a small sea port off the coast of switerzland, He was not always the happy Bloke like you see today. Bloke grew up normal, he went to school, went to movies and all that other crap. Things went wrong when Bloke because obsesed with crabs. He loved them. His parents always thought Bloke was a bit special but they didn't know how special. One day Bloke was watching TV then he went to a hospital to get a body replacement. He turned him self into a crab. Crab Bloke's love for crabs ended when he became obsessed with cliping toenails. He went to the 1990 toenail NAtional championship where he became a national herp when he won the world championships in Barsalona. 8 years later he lost his pride and glory when an alaskan with a large femer beat him. This was a great loss to Crab Bloke. He became depressed and gave up on toe nail clipping. Now Bloke, with no family and a crab for a body, decided to memorize random things for the rest of his life. So far he has kept his word. He knows so many random things his knowledge seems ineffable. Crab Bloke then decided to create a web site that would share his ineffable wisdom with everyone. He is right about everything so he gets mad at people who say hes wrong. Because he knows hes right and he thinks that people who disagree with him should be stuffed into a space noodle and sent to space. Just like in Independence Day. |
