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| A common misconception is people think Bob Barker is funny or a good guy. http://mindlessworks.com/tpir.html is one of them. They are blinded by Bob Barkers evilness. Barker is actually an evil bitch, a lot like Bob Saget. | |||||||||||||||||||
| EVIL BITCH | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Things like Bob Barker and Bob Saget aren't human, they are all infact radio-controlled, and contain tiny recorders in their brains. They go onto their shows, appearing innocent, yet infact broadcasting your actions to sinister and all-pervading forces that lurk in secret high-technology bunkers from whence they control every aspect of our daily lives. This has been proven but the statistics are still classified so I can't revile these stats. |
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| Mark Twain on the other hand is awsome. He's not a panzy like Barker. Twain is funny and a realist. During Americas Imperialist age, during and after the Spanish American War, Twain spoke out against it. He say that America was being imperialist and he said that would be the downfall of the nation. He also saw how money curropted people. He once wrote: "Money-lust has always existed but not in the history of the world was it ever a craze, a madness, until your time and mine. This lust has rotted these nations [of Europe and America]; it has made them hard, sordid, ungentle, dishonest, oppressive." Twain once said that the whote stripes on the american flag should be painted black and the stars should be rearranged to make a skull. Unlike the protesters of today, Twain actually had something to complain about with a good argument. He also didnt like religion: "Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?" --- Mark Twain Also, he looks like the guy from Kentucky Fried Chicken. |
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