JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES
Today, we've got an exciting assortment of Juggalos and Juggalettes, the obsessive, mouth-breathing fans of Insane Clown Posse. In addition to having the combined IQ of a potted plant, these fans have some other... interesting habits. Just take a look at what the band itself says about them:
(Violent J) What is a juggalo? / Let me think for a second / Well, Oh, he gets buttnaked / And then he walks through the streets / Winking at freaks / With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks / (Shaggy 2 Dope) What is a juggalo? / He just don't care / He might try to put a weave / In his nut hair / Cuz he could give a fuck less / What a bitch thinks / He tell her that her butt stinks / And all that...In brief, then, a Juggalo is a nudist, enjoys sodomizing himself and hairdressing, and is fascinated with his own testicles to a disturbing degree. The witty repartee between Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope also reveals that Juggalos spend their free time masturbating and punching their friends.
Ready to get down with the clown? First up is Vampire Juggalos, a community of... well, vampire juggalos:
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And who exactly joins such a community? People like asilverwolf2010, whose description reads in part, "I'm a pretty much an 'out-of-the-broom-closet' Eclectic Wiccan. I hate stupid people. I think they should all have a painful execution :). I hate 'Holier than Thou' Christians who like to shove their religion down peoples' throats. I'm a bit paranoid and OC, and have been told I'm a schizo. I'm a good person though. Oh and I can be kind of arrogant at times." Thanks for the heads-up, pal.
Grounded on Samhain?! That's ridiculous! How the hell is he supposed to celebrate the beginning of the winter season and the supremacy of darkness now? All those candles he shoplifted from Hot Topic are going to go to waste!
"Oh, man, once I finish my Spanish homework, I'm going to put such a curse on my parents... wait, Mom hasn't done my laundry yet. I'll curse them tomorrow. Now, how do you conjugate 'hablar'?"
Can't get enough Juggalo-Vampire fun? Check out Liebe_ist_nacht for more of the same:
What are you waiting for? There's more Juggalo fun on the next page!
