| Christmas 2006 San Antonio, TX |
| Here I'm wearing a pair of 33X36 13MWZs starched so hard I could hardly walk. You ask for heavy starch in Texas and they give it to you! Love the way that board-stiff starched denim feels so smooth on my ass and thighs. Ever since parachute pants in the 80s, I've liked to make noise when I walk. |