| This is an excerpt taken off a now-closed message board about skintight cowboy boots. I did not contribute to the discussion, but thought it was so hot. I saved it and am reproducing it here. I grew up in northern Ohio, where paddling was fairly common in the 1980s (three swats was the maximum there), and my Texas buds assure me they got regular paddlings in junior high and high school, so although some of these posts may have been invented or embellished, they are definitely based in truth! |
| June 14, 2004 at 12:44:31 You should have gone to school in rural Texas where some young cowboy would get a good ass whippin' every day. I was a long-haired cowboy who always wore skintight Wranglers just like all the other boys. One any given day you could hear that unique sound of some cowboy getting his skintight Wranglers whipped. That sound would just echo up and down the halls. Since I was a long-haired cowboy the teachers always had it in for me. I don't think a single week of high school went by that I did not get my tight little Wrangler-clad butt tore up. As a result I always wore the tightest Wranglers I could wiggle into to better protect my butt. You could get up to 10 licks per session which happened to me often. One day I got ten licks for fighting, 10 licks for talking in shop class and another 10 licks for popping a towel at a guy after PE in the showers. A total of 30 licks that day. Unfortunately I was wearin' my oldest tightest faded Wranglers. NO protection there. At home I got 60 licks bare-assed with a razor strap from my Dad. Believe me, this tuffened up my ass. skintight wranglers I like skintight Wranglers, too. So does most of the guys at my Texas high school. The only problem is at our school we still can get paddled. Believe me, licks in tight Wranglers burns like &%$#. texas high school student Unregistered User (2/24/02 1:09 pm) tight wranglers I like tight wranglers, too. But last week I got a paddling for skipping 4th period. Those 5 licks really hurt with the Wranglers on. Texas Cowboy Unregistered User (3/7/02 10:02am) Tight Wranglers I am not in high school any more, but I got whipped more than once in my little tight Wranglers and I can still remember those licks. The last time I got whipped when I was a senior in high school in the 80s in Texas. The coach caught me and another cowboy fighting and took us into his office. I was wearing my oldest tightest student cowboycut Wranglers. He made me take out of my pockets my cowboy wallet and my skoal and bend over his desk. That paddle then came down on my Wrangler butt so hard it sounded like an explosion and think I jumped more from the sound than from the pain. The boy I was fighting started laughing. This made the coach even madder and by the 3rd or 4th lick he tore into my butt even harder. After my 10 licks he asked the other boy what was so funny. He said he thought my ass was smoking because my Wranglers were so dirty from the fight. He then gave the other boy 15 licks because he was laughing at me. I did not dare laugh as his dirty tight Wranglers had to then endure 15 hard licks. Tight Wranglers |