ITALY

 ITALY is in the italic peninsula close to the France and Switzerland
 ITALY is a presidential republic founded apoint Pummarola
Where is PUMMAROLA? You will ask. It's very simple:
the pummarola is in Coppa...in coppa of the SPAGHETTI, in coppa of the VESUVIO
in coppa SALUME and in coppa of the champions

Another thing beautiful of Italy is the SEA:
the sea is completely full of water and fish; so. if you take some fish,
you can go to the casino and play.
But if you ride a PETROLIERA, don't go in SARDINIA through the Bonifacio's mouths,
or you crash on the rocks and provocate an ecological disaster like amokokadiz.

The SUN: the sun in Italy is neverending, even it is raining,
like the song of the POOH: "The sky is blue beyond the clouds"

The Italy is a country TUTTAMATTA: a nation with only one station, but people is happy.
If you were born in Italy, you have 3 choiches: poet, saint or navigator.
If you are somethig else, comes the police and arrests you.
You can buy superalcoholics even if you are 10 years old and get epatic chyrrosis.
But if you coltivate magiorana-plants, comes the police and arrests you, 
even if you say:"I'm innocent", then comes the police and arrests you the same.
If you want, the police arrests you all the time.

Another place good of Italy is the mountains, especially the ALPS.
For remember the Alpens' names you have to recitate the filastrock:
"MA-CON-GRAN-PENA-LE-RECA-GIU'"
that means:
"BUT-WITH-BIG-PAIN-IT-BRINGS-THEN-DOWN"
Instead, if you need to remember the APPENNINI, you must to recitate the filastrock:
"APPENNINI",
and like for miracle you'll remember the word ANDE

And don't forget: be always proud to be in Italy, even if you are portughese,
both terrone or polentone bye

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