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| Mar 15th 2004 |
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DUNCANS BAD DAY |
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| One day sitting in the sun. Jimmy and Dustin where sitting back at Costa Del Sol looking at the ladies walk by. |
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| (Jimmy) Man its a good day to be alive. |
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| (Dustin) Yes it is. |
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| (Jimmy) Did you see that Tifa chick. Man is she Hot.I would love to meet her. |
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| (Dustin) Yea she was, but I kinda had my eye on her friend Aeris. |
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| (Jimmy) Yea she did look good, but my eye was still one Tifa. |
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Suddenly a kid waving his arms like mad came running up to us. |
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| (Duncan) Are you Jimmy and Dustin??? The "Masters" of the meteria. |
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| (Jimmy and Dustin) Yes who is asking??? |
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| (Duncan) I am a master also. I come from a far away land called Goblin Island. |
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| (Jimmy and Dustin) BAWAHAHAHAHAHAAA |
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| (Duncan) Whats so funny??? |
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| (Jimmy) The last time I was there it was a total dump. Everything there was a one hit wonder. |
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| (Dustin) I know what you meen. It sucked over there. |
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| (Jimmy) Why dont you go back over to that little island of yours "Master" of Goblin island. |
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| (Dustin) Yea get lost you are scaring all the ladies away. All but that one running up here really fast. Wow Jimmy she must of did haste to get over the water like that. |
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| (Duncan) Oh no not Tori. That girl has been following me since disk 1 err... last month. |
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| (Jimmy and Dustin) BAWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!11!1one!! Man do you suck. |
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| (Duncan) What did you say??? |
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| (Dustin) YOU SUCK!!! |
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| (Duncan) No way I am going to let you say that to me. Lets fight!! Right here right now!! |
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| (Jimmy) Ok if you want to play ruff I will go first. I summon Knight of the Roun.... |
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| (Dustin) HOLD ON JIMMY!!! Dont you think thats a little overkill. |
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| (Jimmy) Yea I guess. What do you suggest??? |
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| (Dustin) BAHUMAT ZERO |
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| (Jimmy) BAWAHAHAHAHAHA and you say Knights of the Round are over kill. |
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| (Dustin) What about Odin??? |
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| (Jimmy) Nope. |
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| (Dustin) Shiva |
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| (Jimmy) Nope. |
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| (Dustin) Ifirt...Titan...Alexander...Hades...Typoon |
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| (Jimmy) Nope...nope...nope...nope and nope |
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| (Jimmy) I have a idea since we are both over 9999 and he is only 1 "mabey 0 I have no idea" lets, let someone else fight him, but who can we call to fight him??? |
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| (Duncan) Hurry up I dont have all day! |
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| (Jimmy and Dustin) ??????? |
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| (Jimmy) Hold on I Know someone. Let me call him. "Jimmy pulls out his PHS." |
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| (Dustin) Who did you call??? |
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| (Jimmy) You will see. |
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Three min later this little kid comes running up the beach. |
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| (Kid) You call Jimmy??? |
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| (Jimmy) You see this person over here. "finger points to Duncan" |
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| (Kid) Yea |
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| (Jimmy) He says you are stupid and you have no roll in this story. |
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| (Kid) He said that. |
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| (Dustin) He also put down your hair. |
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| (Kid) Thats not funny man. Thats it I am ready now lets fight!!! |
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| (Duncan) Oh yea they forgot to tell you I put down your mother also. |
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| (Kid) Thats it, it is on now ......OMNISLASH |
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In a blinding light Duncan body layed bloody on the sand. |
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| (Jimmy) See Dustin he was the right man for the job. He got him, but did not kill him. |
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| (Dustin) Yep |
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| (Jimmy) So Cloud when do I get to meet this Tifa Chick??? |
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| (Cloud) I don't know. Last time I saw her she was in the life stream. |
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| (Jimmy) AHHHH |
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| (Dustin) So when do I get to meet Aeris???? |
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| (Cloud) She's dead man. |
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| (Dustin) Crap........ |
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The End |
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