The disease strikes without any warning
The disease is noticed when you go on your weighing machine.
This disease is called, "Fat"
Fat: n The ester of glycerol and one, two, or three fatty acids.
OR in words you would understand, it means you`re BIG thus meaning FAT.
So for many years... doctors have been working on various types of pills, Slim fast, and Jenny Craig. Unafortunatly most of them proved to fail.
So like ignorant humans we are, people with "fat" started bitching about, how one was on "Slim fast" and didn`t work.
Meaning the fat person waisted the two essential things to a human.
Time (age) and Money.
Now I know I shouldn`t be telling this to anyone becuase from the idea I`m going to share with you I could be a millionaire. Now...
99.9% guarenteed you will lose weight for FREE. My method is to...
GET UP ON YOUR FATT ASS.
Holly shit, I should be a doctor.
